Keith Stattenfield

This is a free idea for someone at a dishwasher manufacturer. You are going to get a huge bonus if you implement this and I may even buy a new dishwasher even though mine isn't very old.

When I add dishwasher soap ( ie, the soap dispenser door gets closed ) and I close the dishwasher door, automatically set a delayed start for like 1am. Then, I can load all day long and know that it will be clean when I wake up.

You're welcome.

Very soon I will once again be live on the Internet doing yet another John Wants Answers. I'm going to say this is maybe my 7000th appearance, but I haven't been keeping track so don't @ me. You can watch, if you want, at https://johnwantsanswers.com/live.html and then send John little love notes.

New app idea. CliffAlert. Uses your phone's GPS and high resolution topographic maps to alert the user anytime they are within 100' (um, that's probably like 800 meters or something, don't @ me ) of a cliff. I predict a small but loyal user base of people who are terrified of falling over a cliff. $1.99/month, paid annually. Money back if you do plummet over a cliff unexpectedly.

Lemme fire up my AI assistant and I should be able to bang it out in a few hours.

A certain streaming services has been cancelled. I'd been thinking of adding Hulu when it renewed in five weeks, but I guess that's $250 or so saved. Next up is to let the local advertisers I see on #KGO know I'll try not to buy things from them as long as they continue to support actions that make our First Amendment rights be null and void.

So, I don't post here much, because *waves-hands-around*, and yet here I am. As you probably know, for the past decade or so I raise money for the American Diabetes Association by riding a bike with a big flag.

Now, you say, how does riding a bike raise money? Funny, it doesn't. That's where you come in! You go to the link and donate. Thanks!

https://tour.diabetes.org/participants/KeithStattenfield

Dear online-store operators. Has it ever worked to send an email to a user with “Hey, still interested in these things you put into your cart" if your order tracking system also shows that I have very recently purchased THOSE EXACT SAME THINGS BECAUSE I THEN CHECKED OUT?

Stay tuned for more "how to run an online store" tips from me. Maybe someday I can be a Linked-In influencer.

In a few minutes I will be live on KMTV15. Live is a nebulous idea these days, since with streaming and sorted of lights and everything, but if you want, you might be able to watch at http://johnwantsanswers.com/live.html

We don't have a lot in the way of questions for tonight ss if we run out, dm me and I'll see if we can answer it.

If I don't want to be fat and hurt all over I guess I need to exercise more.

Hey! I’m live on the internet! Right now! You can watch!

https://johnwantsanswers.com/live.html

I promise that’s not a Rick roll. I do not promise that it’s more interesting than a Rick Roll.

Soon* I may be live on KMVT15 and also the internet on John Wants Answers. It is an all viewer mail questions episode, so if you've sent in a question you can tune in and see if yours got picked.

http://JohnWantsAnswers.com/live.html , unless it doesn't work like it didn't work last month.

* = 8:30pm PST

It's possible that you will be able to watch me on this month's John Wants Answers, where I'll be talking about the state of everything, if the live stream works. I'm sure you have all watched the news these past 24 days. Come watch me probably have a mental breakdown of some sort, at https://JohnWantsAnswers.com/live.html

I will soon be live on this month. John wants answers! We're talking about Greenland and stuff and more stuff. Honestly, I should have looked at the topic list.

You could watch on Facebook on Jon's page. He hasn't gotten it working from his site. You should send him a message and complain about it.