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Software engineer corpo drone by day, cyberpunk edgerunner by night, and opinionated armchair quarterback 24/7. I love the Oxford comma and believe that you should also. I tend to post a lot when I've got a bee under my bonnet. There are a lot of bees and I have a pretty big bonnet.
Other interests include everything #technology, #martialarts, #formula1, #books, #movies, #music, #grafitti, #streetart, #gigposters, #GraphicNovels, #boardgames, #cyberpunk, and witty repartee.
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Akkoma: @SynAck@corteximplant.net
Totentanz: Syn-Ack
Bookwyrm: @SynAck
Matrix: @synack_ci:matrix.org
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Joined November 24, 2022
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he/him
Home Base:
ATXUS
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Tech Stack:
Java, PHP (under duress), TypeScript, Python, AWS. Currently learning how to be a data engineer and being forced to learn AI (under duress)
Martial Arts:
Okinawan Shorin-ryu Matsamura Seito (Kenshinkan) karate
Formula 1:
Red Bull, Williams
Music:
Drummer (inactive), Singer (inactive)
Games:
Video: Cyberpunk 2077, Citizen Sleeper, and the HBS Shadowrun games. TTBG: Scythe, Gloomhaven, Gangs of Night City
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SYN-ACK
@SynAck@corteximplant.com
Software engineer corpo drone by day, cyberpunk edgerunner by night, and opinionated armchair quarterback 24/7. I love the Oxford comma and believe that you should also. I tend to post a lot when I've got a bee under my bonnet. There are a lot of bees and I have a pretty big bonnet. Other interests include everything # technology , # martialarts , # formula1 , # books , # movies , # music , # grafitti , # streetart , # gigposters , # GraphicNovels , # boardgames , # cyberpunk , and witty repartee. Most toots automatically delete after 6 months. Akkoma: @ SynAck Totentanz: Syn-Ack Bookwyrm: @ SynAck Matrix: @synack_ci:matrix.org # nobot # noindex # nobridge
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@SynAck@corteximplant.com
Software engineer corpo drone by day, cyberpunk edgerunner by night, and opinionated armchair quarterback 24/7. I love the Oxford comma and believe that you should also. I tend to post a lot when I've got a bee under my bonnet. There are a lot of bees and I have a pretty big bonnet. Other interests include everything # technology , # martialarts , # formula1 , # books , # movies , # music , # grafitti , # streetart , # gigposters , # GraphicNovels , # boardgames , # cyberpunk , and witty repartee. Most toots automatically delete after 6 months. Akkoma: @ SynAck Totentanz: Syn-Ack Bookwyrm: @ SynAck Matrix: @synack_ci:matrix.org # nobot # noindex # nobridge
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6d ago
@Binder There's actually a car dealership here called "AustinTatious Autos". I kid you not.
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@SynAck@corteximplant.com
Software engineer corpo drone by day, cyberpunk edgerunner by night, and opinionated armchair quarterback 24/7. I love the Oxford comma and believe that you should also. I tend to post a lot when I've got a bee under my bonnet. There are a lot of bees and I have a pretty big bonnet. Other interests include everything # technology , # martialarts , # formula1 , # books , # movies , # music , # grafitti , # streetart , # gigposters , # GraphicNovels , # boardgames , # cyberpunk , and witty repartee. Most toots automatically delete after 6 months. Akkoma: @ SynAck Totentanz: Syn-Ack Bookwyrm: @ SynAck Matrix: @synack_ci:matrix.org # nobot # noindex # nobridge
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@SynAck@corteximplant.com
Software engineer corpo drone by day, cyberpunk edgerunner by night, and opinionated armchair quarterback 24/7. I love the Oxford comma and believe that you should also. I tend to post a lot when I've got a bee under my bonnet. There are a lot of bees and I have a pretty big bonnet. Other interests include everything # technology , # martialarts , # formula1 , # books , # movies , # music , # grafitti , # streetart , # gigposters , # GraphicNovels , # boardgames , # cyberpunk , and witty repartee. Most toots automatically delete after 6 months. Akkoma: @ SynAck Totentanz: Syn-Ack Bookwyrm: @ SynAck Matrix: @synack_ci:matrix.org # nobot # noindex # nobridge
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Apr 11, 2026
And just as a reminder - if you prefer a slow-roll, old-skool, classic BBS experience, may I direct your attention to https://totentanz.club/ ?
Relive the olden days of the Internet as they were meant to be! Publish some articles! Make some comments! Wait for hours or days between responses!
This is the good stuff, people. :bec_wink:
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@SynAck@corteximplant.com
Software engineer corpo drone by day, cyberpunk edgerunner by night, and opinionated armchair quarterback 24/7. I love the Oxford comma and believe that you should also. I tend to post a lot when I've got a bee under my bonnet. There are a lot of bees and I have a pretty big bonnet. Other interests include everything # technology , # martialarts , # formula1 , # books , # movies , # music , # grafitti , # streetart , # gigposters , # GraphicNovels , # boardgames , # cyberpunk , and witty repartee. Most toots automatically delete after 6 months. Akkoma: @ SynAck Totentanz: Syn-Ack Bookwyrm: @ SynAck Matrix: @synack_ci:matrix.org # nobot # noindex # nobridge
corteximplant.com
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@SynAck@corteximplant.com
Software engineer corpo drone by day, cyberpunk edgerunner by night, and opinionated armchair quarterback 24/7. I love the Oxford comma and believe that you should also. I tend to post a lot when I've got a bee under my bonnet. There are a lot of bees and I have a pretty big bonnet. Other interests include everything # technology , # martialarts , # formula1 , # books , # movies , # music , # grafitti , # streetart , # gigposters , # GraphicNovels , # boardgames , # cyberpunk , and witty repartee. Most toots automatically delete after 6 months. Akkoma: @ SynAck Totentanz: Syn-Ack Bookwyrm: @ SynAck Matrix: @synack_ci:matrix.org # nobot # noindex # nobridge
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Mar 29, 2026
@hagbard Ah, I was wondering when The Carrier Pigeons' new "Live In Berlin" album was going to drop. Sounds like it's imminent, yeah? :kekw:
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@SynAck@corteximplant.com
Software engineer corpo drone by day, cyberpunk edgerunner by night, and opinionated armchair quarterback 24/7. I love the Oxford comma and believe that you should also. I tend to post a lot when I've got a bee under my bonnet. There are a lot of bees and I have a pretty big bonnet. Other interests include everything # technology , # martialarts , # formula1 , # books , # movies , # music , # grafitti , # streetart , # gigposters , # GraphicNovels , # boardgames , # cyberpunk , and witty repartee. Most toots automatically delete after 6 months. Akkoma: @ SynAck Totentanz: Syn-Ack Bookwyrm: @ SynAck Matrix: @synack_ci:matrix.org # nobot # noindex # nobridge
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SYN-ACK
@SynAck@corteximplant.com
Software engineer corpo drone by day, cyberpunk edgerunner by night, and opinionated armchair quarterback 24/7. I love the Oxford comma and believe that you should also. I tend to post a lot when I've got a bee under my bonnet. There are a lot of bees and I have a pretty big bonnet. Other interests include everything # technology , # martialarts , # formula1 , # books , # movies , # music , # grafitti , # streetart , # gigposters , # GraphicNovels , # boardgames , # cyberpunk , and witty repartee. Most toots automatically delete after 6 months. Akkoma: @ SynAck Totentanz: Syn-Ack Bookwyrm: @ SynAck Matrix: @synack_ci:matrix.org # nobot # noindex # nobridge
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Mar 15, 2026
@adele That's what passes for "innovation" and "disruption" these days. Pack mentality as a service.
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@SynAck@corteximplant.com
Software engineer corpo drone by day, cyberpunk edgerunner by night, and opinionated armchair quarterback 24/7. I love the Oxford comma and believe that you should also. I tend to post a lot when I've got a bee under my bonnet. There are a lot of bees and I have a pretty big bonnet. Other interests include everything # technology , # martialarts , # formula1 , # books , # movies , # music , # grafitti , # streetart , # gigposters , # GraphicNovels , # boardgames , # cyberpunk , and witty repartee. Most toots automatically delete after 6 months. Akkoma: @ SynAck Totentanz: Syn-Ack Bookwyrm: @ SynAck Matrix: @synack_ci:matrix.org # nobot # noindex # nobridge
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@SynAck@corteximplant.com
Software engineer corpo drone by day, cyberpunk edgerunner by night, and opinionated armchair quarterback 24/7. I love the Oxford comma and believe that you should also. I tend to post a lot when I've got a bee under my bonnet. There are a lot of bees and I have a pretty big bonnet. Other interests include everything # technology , # martialarts , # formula1 , # books , # movies , # music , # grafitti , # streetart , # gigposters , # GraphicNovels , # boardgames , # cyberpunk , and witty repartee. Most toots automatically delete after 6 months. Akkoma: @ SynAck Totentanz: Syn-Ack Bookwyrm: @ SynAck Matrix: @synack_ci:matrix.org # nobot # noindex # nobridge
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Dec 24, 2025
@68000 yup. I've lost some of my Joes over the years too. I had the luxury of being an only child, so my parents were loathe to separate with a lot of my childhood stuff unless I said it was okay.
I only ever owned one M.A.S.K. toy, which I think I still have somewhere. I loved M.A.S.K. too, but they were too expensive and competed with my G.I. Joe habit.
I will say that there's a burgeoning market in the makerspace for replacement parts for a lot of those toys. I needed to get some tail fins and canard fins for a couple of my Cobra jets and there are people that will print just about any piece that one might need, and some of 'em will even print up the stickers that go on the parts.
The other thing is that those things don't last forever because they're plastic. I had to go through a bunch of my figures and open them up to replace the little rubber O-rings that hold them together. That was kind of a pain in the buttcheeks, I tell ya whut.
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@SynAck@corteximplant.com
Software engineer corpo drone by day, cyberpunk edgerunner by night, and opinionated armchair quarterback 24/7. I love the Oxford comma and believe that you should also. I tend to post a lot when I've got a bee under my bonnet. There are a lot of bees and I have a pretty big bonnet. Other interests include everything # technology , # martialarts , # formula1 , # books , # movies , # music , # grafitti , # streetart , # gigposters , # GraphicNovels , # boardgames , # cyberpunk , and witty repartee. Most toots automatically delete after 6 months. Akkoma: @ SynAck Totentanz: Syn-Ack Bookwyrm: @ SynAck Matrix: @synack_ci:matrix.org # nobot # noindex # nobridge
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@SynAck@corteximplant.com
Software engineer corpo drone by day, cyberpunk edgerunner by night, and opinionated armchair quarterback 24/7. I love the Oxford comma and believe that you should also. I tend to post a lot when I've got a bee under my bonnet. There are a lot of bees and I have a pretty big bonnet. Other interests include everything # technology , # martialarts , # formula1 , # books , # movies , # music , # grafitti , # streetart , # gigposters , # GraphicNovels , # boardgames , # cyberpunk , and witty repartee. Most toots automatically delete after 6 months. Akkoma: @ SynAck Totentanz: Syn-Ack Bookwyrm: @ SynAck Matrix: @synack_ci:matrix.org # nobot # noindex # nobridge
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Dec 24, 2025
@68000 Well, I was a G.I. Joe kid primarily, so I didn't have very many Transformers. Optimus was the only "big ticket" Transformer that I had. Not all my Joe stuff survived the years, but since I had so few transformers, most of them survived because they escaped notice. Robots in disguise indeed!
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@SynAck@corteximplant.com
Software engineer corpo drone by day, cyberpunk edgerunner by night, and opinionated armchair quarterback 24/7. I love the Oxford comma and believe that you should also. I tend to post a lot when I've got a bee under my bonnet. There are a lot of bees and I have a pretty big bonnet. Other interests include everything # technology , # martialarts , # formula1 , # books , # movies , # music , # grafitti , # streetart , # gigposters , # GraphicNovels , # boardgames , # cyberpunk , and witty repartee. Most toots automatically delete after 6 months. Akkoma: @ SynAck Totentanz: Syn-Ack Bookwyrm: @ SynAck Matrix: @synack_ci:matrix.org # nobot # noindex # nobridge
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@SynAck@corteximplant.com
Software engineer corpo drone by day, cyberpunk edgerunner by night, and opinionated armchair quarterback 24/7. I love the Oxford comma and believe that you should also. I tend to post a lot when I've got a bee under my bonnet. There are a lot of bees and I have a pretty big bonnet. Other interests include everything # technology , # martialarts , # formula1 , # books , # movies , # music , # grafitti , # streetart , # gigposters , # GraphicNovels , # boardgames , # cyberpunk , and witty repartee. Most toots automatically delete after 6 months. Akkoma: @ SynAck Totentanz: Syn-Ack Bookwyrm: @ SynAck Matrix: @synack_ci:matrix.org # nobot # noindex # nobridge
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Dec 24, 2025
@thevhswizard @68000 I got one of those too. :blobcatsadpats: It was a terrible toy and mine broke like 4 months later, wouldn't stay folded up.
So lame.
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@SynAck@corteximplant.com
Software engineer corpo drone by day, cyberpunk edgerunner by night, and opinionated armchair quarterback 24/7. I love the Oxford comma and believe that you should also. I tend to post a lot when I've got a bee under my bonnet. There are a lot of bees and I have a pretty big bonnet. Other interests include everything # technology , # martialarts , # formula1 , # books , # movies , # music , # grafitti , # streetart , # gigposters , # GraphicNovels , # boardgames , # cyberpunk , and witty repartee. Most toots automatically delete after 6 months. Akkoma: @ SynAck Totentanz: Syn-Ack Bookwyrm: @ SynAck Matrix: @synack_ci:matrix.org # nobot # noindex # nobridge
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@SynAck@corteximplant.com
Software engineer corpo drone by day, cyberpunk edgerunner by night, and opinionated armchair quarterback 24/7. I love the Oxford comma and believe that you should also. I tend to post a lot when I've got a bee under my bonnet. There are a lot of bees and I have a pretty big bonnet. Other interests include everything # technology , # martialarts , # formula1 , # books , # movies , # music , # grafitti , # streetart , # gigposters , # GraphicNovels , # boardgames , # cyberpunk , and witty repartee. Most toots automatically delete after 6 months. Akkoma: @ SynAck Totentanz: Syn-Ack Bookwyrm: @ SynAck Matrix: @synack_ci:matrix.org # nobot # noindex # nobridge
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Dec 24, 2025
@68000 I still have mine!
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