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TheJen will not comply

@TheJen@beige.party
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On Fedi since 2018

Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks.

Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine.

Clan Keith

She/her. Always they/them

Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

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Joined December 16, 2023
Married:
29 years to the same dude
GenX:
Whatever
Pithy comments?:
You betcha
Cis/Het:
Never "normal"

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TheJen
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
TheJen will not comply
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
@TheJen@beige.party · 5d ago

What I can't figure out how to do: Read news so I stay informed but not let it derail my brain for the entire day.

Yeah. I don't know how to do that.

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TheJen
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
TheJen will not comply
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
@TheJen@beige.party · Mar 04, 2026

Finally got sick of the rat's nest that is my hair and trimmed about 4 inches off. Did the ponytail just above the forehead whack it off layering method. I have very long hair that is sorely neglected and the split ends were EPIC. Anyway. It feels better now and I don't miss any of the length. :)

I was going to go to a stylist, and I probably will soon, but that was just embarrassing.

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TheJen
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
TheJen will not comply
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
@TheJen@beige.party · Mar 04, 2026

Paxton and Cornyn head to a runoff election.

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TheJen
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
TheJen will not comply
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
@TheJen@beige.party · Mar 04, 2026

Talarico is holding a steady 7 point lead over Crockett with 45% in. Paxton is closing within 2 points of Cornyn.

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TheJen
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
TheJen will not comply
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
@TheJen@beige.party · Mar 04, 2026

This is wild, y'all. Texas may turn pretty purple. If dems turn out for the general like they are for primaries...which I expect they will.

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TheJen
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
TheJen will not comply
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
@TheJen@beige.party · Mar 04, 2026

Interestingly, the raw vote counts between parties is in a dead heat.

Independents cannot vote in primaries in TX, so that's your wild card.

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TheJen
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
TheJen will not comply
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
@TheJen@beige.party · Mar 04, 2026

Talarico is ahead with 35% in.

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TheJen
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
TheJen will not comply
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
@TheJen@beige.party · Mar 04, 2026

The people voting for Ken Paxton? You don't wanna know those people.

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TheJen
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
TheJen will not comply
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
@TheJen@beige.party · Mar 03, 2026

One of the most fun things in the world to me: When watching a historical drama, something happens that is just outlandish and I assume it was written in for effect. I go to look it up just to be sure, and nope...it really happened. Haha.

It gets me every time.

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TheJen
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
TheJen will not comply
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
@TheJen@beige.party · Mar 01, 2026

I guess the Israeli Kompromat is waaaay worse than anything Moscow has...

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TheJen
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
TheJen will not comply
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
@TheJen@beige.party · Feb 28, 2026

Really sick of dumb wars over stupid religions and liquefied dinosaurs.

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TheJen
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
TheJen will not comply
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
@TheJen@beige.party · Feb 27, 2026

"Trump is planning a coup in November"

You mean:

"Trump is planning ANOTHER coup in November"

The beer hall putsch has already happened.

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TheJen
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
TheJen will not comply
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
@TheJen@beige.party · Feb 27, 2026
Something tells me that Jack Dorsey is also one who has pudding where his brain should be.
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TheJen
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
TheJen will not comply
TheJen will not comply
@TheJen@beige.party

On Fedi since 2018 Kicked off Twitter for telling Elon to choke on a bag of dicks. Remodeling a 125 year old house in upstate NY. Ex Texan. Redhead. Opinionated. Salty. Sarcastic. Uses "fuck" A LOT. Mom. Cat concierge. GSD named Zelda Fitzgerald. Brother fighting in Ukraine. Kiddo in journeyman training. Yes that plant is mine. Clan Keith She/her. Always they/them Visitor on Tonawanda Seneca land.

beige.party
@TheJen@beige.party · Feb 02, 2026
Ok. If Texas Dems are swinging seats at 10+ points, those new maps are gonna fuck the Rs in the ass without the courtesy of a reacharound. Sometimes karma is instant. Guess we'll see.
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