TigerAce

Mine is purple and blue with a catheter after urethra surgery. You sure?

Sun-soakin' bulges in the shade

I would wear this. It fucking slays. People who think the existence of queer people are not age appropriate are not allowed to wear this by their church and imaginary friend.

I once saw a documentary from Louis Thereaux about the sex industry. There were gay movies being filmed, with the guys not being gay, but in a really bad position in life and this paid loads, so they just did it. Sometimes life goes south on you and desperation can push you really far beyond a boundary you never thought you would cross. So never say never.

Except for themselves though!

Pussy salami

Looking at the picture, the terrain is flat. If it were to make the corners after the rail switch without derailing due to speed it wouldn't go faster than roughly 15km/h, so derailing would kill no one inside, nor anyone at the switch, or standing close, as de derailment would mean a near immediate stop due to the weight. The G forces with this stop are minimal and people might bump their hear or something, likely not enough for a concussion. Even if it were to go 20 or 30 the chance of lethal injury would be insanely low. I doubt city trolleys go faster than 30, especially around rail switches.

That's probably why the game is so hard. Because the guy doesn't know how to hold his shield.

It is not, because when he would use his shield to block, it would be sideways. Generally, medieval shields were worn with the arm horizontal behind it. This one has the arm vertically, that makes it very hard to block or the shield would be sideways and partly useless.

Shield is upside down.

My first thought that came into my mind was "I want this", but then I thought I don't even have sprinklers in my tiny garden, and I wouldn't want to see his face every morning when I look out the window.

Thanks mate! <3

Also pro tip: don't touch your gf all over when she just got home and greets you while cutting peppers, because she screamed so loud in agony when I touched her clit. It was truly horrible and I still feel shit about it, even though we broke up years ago for other reasons.

Last Monday I had surgery. There was a narrowing in my urethra, so they took out that part of my urertha. I have to walk around with a catheter for 4 fucking weeks. Every night I sleep next to a beautiful woman and although she does her best not to make me horny, she makes me fucking horny. So every night I wake up with a hard on, as I cannot get relief, so I get hard whenever I sleep, and having a hard one with a catheter fucking hurts like hell. So every night I’m wearing a diaper because when I get hard the wond tears open a bit and blood comes out next to the catheter. And the thought of having another 3 weeks of this makes it even worse. Especially when she’s looking at me with those “I love you and want to jump you” eyes. But the only women jumping me are my 3 young cats who do not care about jumping on your bladder or balls. My balls are dark blue / purple by the way. My cats are looking at me right now, with their smuck faces, saying “should have given us more food and sooner, hooman”.

Lb-ft of torque? Wtf is wrong with people. How much Lod-Ell is that? Or Buddam-Girah? Just tell me how much bananas per dishwasher if simple metric is too difficult.

Wow, I bet you’ve got that comment saved somewhere so you can copy/paste it at every opportunity.

I call bullshit. Apple fans happily take anything Apple pushes down their throats. Even a $999 monitor stand or a $40 microfiber cloth.

I need that book for my weird and funny books collection.

Don't need to be able to teleport to have that issue. Stairs also work flawlessly.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGTRX6pZSns

Life gets worse

There have been so many of these devices promoted in Kickstarter, dragons den, etc. I’m highly sceptical, as so far scientists have told me there simply isn’t that much moist in the desert air to get even one liter of clean water per day. You simply cannot create water out of nothing.

Or maybe men should take women as an example, give more high ranking jobs to women (like world leader jobs) so maybe the violence, crimes and all the other bad shit in the world would go down. Us men are a major cause of all the bad shit happening, so maybe we should give more control to the part of the population that doesn’t have thousands of years of bad track record.

Where did you read that? He clearly states a problem with men, but no where in that text it said anything about comparing men’s problems to women’s problems. Men can have problems too. Just because of that doesn’t make women’s problems less bad. Don’t put words into people’s mouth. A big issue with men’s problems is exactly your response. As soon as they have a problem, there’s a reaction like “look at women, they have it worse” insinuating men’s problems have no right to exist. Can we please acknowledge both men and women have their own problems, without the need to compare them? Without saying that because of one’s problem, the other has no right to have have any? Both ways.

Touché

The technical term for this, if I remember correctly, is 'touché'.

Neither side is right. The whole system is fucked up. It’s just a 2 party system, how is any party going to represent a large part of society? The Dems are right wing, the Reps are alt right. The system is fucked up. But the Reps try to make everything even more fucked up the most, as they want life for themselves to be better at the cost of the lives of others. While being too dumb to understand that when the largest part of your society lives in poverty without education and health care, the entire society will collapse and is going to suffer from the massive grave they just helped digging. Including their own selfish rich ass. One is glued to FOX and the other to CNN One definitely is glued to FOX, the other is more scattered across news sources, as the Reps generally are rather dumb shortsighted people and the rest of the population who doesn’t vote Reps range from dumb CNN glued people to intelligent people who know better but have no other option than the Dems, just not to have to vote for Reps.

it is far more logical

Yet based on an assumption made by you. So your logic is flawed.

intentionally changed one word to piss you of

Who said it went like that? Someone just didn’t copy-paste the title correctly, changing the essence of the message. Again you make poor assumptions, to prove your idea to be less idiotic. So to prove your poor assumption, you make the other option an even worse assumption. While failing to see something very simple: the fact the title is wrong.

why is it triggering you so much when someone say “don’t make stupid accusations without proof”?

It’s triggering me someone is behaving like you did. Do you talk like that to people irl too? If so, it must suck getting punched in the face all the time, doesn’t it?

The proof is right there but you fail to acknowledge it, as you find your own assumptions more likely. So you behave poorly and your logic is flawed. If you don’t know what ‘proof’ and ‘facts’ are, you should open a thesaurus, work your way through it. So far you have shown the exactly same flawed reasoning of pseudoscientists and the attitude of a teenager on 4chan. I feel sorry for you.

I’m not going to continue a discussion with you. I just hope you will be able to treat others with a bit more respect in the future.

Have a nice fay

without a grain of evidence.

Ok, let me explain what the evidence is:

1. The title of the post
2. The title of the original article

Is it really that hard to get that?

I clicked on the post as I thought it’s bullshit as I, who served in the navy for 15 years, did much more than 160Nmi without refueling many times. But apparently it’s about a record for an electric boat, as clearly states in the original article’s title. So the post’s title changed the original title to clickbait.

But why is it triggering you so much that someone points that out? So much so you have to insult them as being childish? While at the same time behaving childish yourself. Are you just trolling for attention?

how was kindergarten today? 😂

If this was a childish behavior contest, you would be winning by a landslide.

Why even attack someone pointing out the title is misleading and wrong? What’s wrong with you.

Yeah I get that, but lately the science I read about equals something like proving a wheel is round and not square. The earth is round, not flat. Stuff which has been scientifically proven already and common knowledge.

I did a study, and my findings are stunning. People with arachnophobia react with fear when confronted with spiders. And I never even went to university. I posted my findings on Facebook and now I'm officially a scientist. Sometimes I feel like this is how people are doing "studies". I'm pretty sure this article is from the Onion, but the "research" I've read about lately isn't far from this satirical one. Many are on the 'no shit Sherlock' level. The only thing I can think of reading it is "did you seriously waste precious resources and time on this bullshit?" like "studies" proving obviously made up lies from Trump as untrue, which it clearly is because rules of physics etc. You don't need a PhD to prove he's full of shit. Please, use your brain on finding a cure for cancer instead.

you probably have never seen real American food Objection: speculation. Yes I have. I’ve seen local dishes from several locations in the US, however I wasn’t impressed. It generally consisted of too much meat and far to few vegetables. It’s far from a healthy balanced diet. There are too many sugars and fats in most dishes. Even when ordering dinner often there’s sugar in it. There’s even sugar injected into supermarket meats. What the actual fuck. I’ve also had the pleasure (not really) to have meals on US war ships on too many occasions. Including the USS Enterprise. Yes, the one from Top Gun, now decommissioned. I’ve also seen reports on the food safety regulations, or lack thereof. This is the reason why many American food isn’t allowed in Europe. It doesn’t even come close to meet our minimum standards. I’ve seen reports on the issue of real food like fruits and vegetables (still not meeting European standards in most cases though) being extremily expensive while fast food is relatively cheap, forcing people living in poverty, which is a massive part of the American population, to eat chemical waste causing loads of health issues. You know, the stuff you need heath care insurance for, which they can’t pay for either. In your picture is herring with pickles and onions. It’s healthy, but I don’t like it. The Dutch cuisine used to be Bourgondisch but since the second world war it became very plain as people had to make healthy food fast and simple with whatever was available, to rebuild the country. Our rich cuisine never returned. However, these days you can order food originated from all over the world. Yet again, going for Americans style food, it’s very much not healthy at all.

Well, seeing the chemical waste people eat in the US, I do think they hate real food. Also in my culture (Dutch) food isn’t as important as it is in Italy for example. We eat rather healthy, but the best quality food we produce we export because we love money more than food apparently. For the best quality food produced in the Netherlands you need to go to a supermarket in France. It’s stupid.

Yet this is based on the assumption there were more options, plus the total should still not exceed 100%

Ok, fair enough, yet again you can’t divide the group into smaller groups and by rounding up ending up with a larger group. Percent means per 100. It can never end up being more than 100, except for Trump who is going to reduce medicine prices 1200%. I mean, Americans use weird measurements already, their education system is already fucked and getting worse, I can understand they fail at primary school level math. But this is a British news paper.

Don’t be so corny

So there were other options you mean? Like 0.5% couldn’t read, 0.5% drew a picture of a gun instead of answering, etc?

All those Americans willing to sacrifice countless lives, including children, all to keep the second amendment to be able to rise up against their government if needed… Well, how about now? This is your time to show your bullshit argument was something you meant.

What rounding algorithm was used? A wrong one clearly haha

39.5 + 0.5 =40, not 41 55.5 + 0.5 =56, not 57 Its only possible if you round up 40.1 to 41, which is also bad math. When there are 3 variables properly rounded up, you can only have 3x0.5 added.

Too deep in, have to stick with it now. Too ashamed to openly admit they were both too dumb and ignorant to believe his lies, so they just continue doing it while pointing fingers at others. When you blame others for everything bad you did or are, all they can only reply with “no you!” which is a weak response. It’s hiding by pointing fingers at others. Shame others to hide your shame.

All of that? For the price of one? That’s a steal!

Fair enough, medical conditions are always special situations. In that case, consult your doctor.

It’s amazing to see all the effort we all put in perfecting technology to long-term store our porn. 360TB? I’d like to order 2 please.

I think it’s just proper English spelling. In Brittain it’s also fibre. I don’t know about other English speaking countries though. But it’s easy to assume it’s just the US Americans who can’t spell and messed it all up.

Wtf is your diet if it’s a struggle? Just don’t eat garbage. And like the title says, eat enough fibers (with liquids). If you’re shitting bricks you’re doing something wrong.

I always talk to my cats