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TurnipCannon

@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca
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If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca

If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca

If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca · 2d ago

let's clear off more "turnip should have probably beaten this game by now" games off the list and run around in Space Marine 2!

https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon

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If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca

If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca · 3d ago

F1 really adopting the F-Zero "YOU'VE GOT BOOST POWER!" approach with this set of regulations

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If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca

If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca · 3d ago

saturn devouring his stepson

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If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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TurnipCannon
@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca

If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca · 3d ago

Stream postponed until tomorrow maybe I guess? Had a friend over and we had an amount of beer and now I'm sleepy.

Also, suggestions on WHAT to stream? More XCOM? Daytona USA in the racing chair? Timberborn? Other things?

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If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca

If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca · 4d ago

🎶 you load sixteen tons, what do you get?
🎶 a shout-out on the town hall that encourages everyone else to load sixteen tons

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If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca

If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca · 6d ago

RE: @cbcnews@flipboard.com

Well, there goes the most pleasant and efficient way to fly out of Toronto

In a few years he'll run it into the ground, say "government can't do anything right" and sell it to a buddy for a song, who will jack up prices and make everything worse

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If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca

If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca · Mar 10, 2026

_ALL_ the things you said, runnin' through my head? nah I gotta admit I probably zoned out for SOME of 'em

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If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca

If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca · Mar 07, 2026

Wonder how badly the guy in my neighbourhood with a Charlie Kirk "Hero" decal wants his truck's windows smashed

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If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca

If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca · Mar 07, 2026
the sheer lack of self-awareness from the Ticketmaster app sending me a notification saying "Leafs tickets are still available!" like yeah man have you seen the economy and how the Leafs are doing
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If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca

If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca · Mar 07, 2026

The first #Formula1 SudoSong of the year is a bit tentative and sleepy

#DogsOfMastodon

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If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca

If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca · Mar 06, 2026

is my blown-out voice going to last enough for me to finally beat XCOM on Classic Impossible?

https://www.twitch.tv/TurnipCannon

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If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca · Mar 06, 2026

Had to stop for a moment because this cactus looked like it was flipping me off

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If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca · Feb 22, 2026
Channeled all that energy into organizing various rooms of my house and genuinely feel a lot better. Not being on Twitter for this also helps a great deal, I don't have to experience Wyshinski at ALL
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@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca

If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

mstdn.ca
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TurnipCannon
@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca

If you see someone at a hacking conference wearing a Leafs or Marlies hat, it's probably me. I swear a lot and I'm very sorry. He/Him.

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@TurnipCannon@mstdn.ca · Feb 01, 2026
So far this game is like a play with no intermission No time for PP #LeafsForever
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