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I ran from a fight when I was in the 4th grade.
My grandma said, "You either fight him or you fight me." I whooped her butt.
A scientific research right now and we need your honest answer (for 👦 only): which coordinates do you piss in?
Bob Woodward was a DEEP STATE OPERATIVE?!
"And you know who was a key member of it? One Bob Woodward, who was a Naval intelligence officer, who was read in on this military spy ring and then, through the CIA's Mockingbird media program, was planted as a 'journalist' at the Washington Post, being fed all of the Deep State plans, to throw it on the front page of the Washington Post to bring down a president."
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Here you go again…
The Quiet Girl is a drama ,very artistic, but portrayed in a natural way. It’s built around beautiful exchanges across about two and a half generations, almost like inner conversations brought outward.
And if my memory is right, there’s a remarkable moment of dialogue between the girl and a man, truly extraordinary.
This isn’t a poop movie. It’s about human nature, the kind of things most people don’t want to talk about openly.
The Moon is drifting away from Earth by about 3.8 cm every year, and scientists can measure it using lasers bounced off reflectors left there by astronauts.
Search on Google for 'sqrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5' and be surprised.
Barack Obama: Aliens are real, but I haven’t seen them. They’re not being kept at Area 51. There’s no underground facility, unless there’s this enormous conspiracy and they hid it from the President of the United States
“It went too far, it's been disruptive and destabilizing, and it needs to be fixed in a humane way with secure borders that don't torture and kill people and how we're going to have a strong family structure because it is at the base of civilization.” - Hillary Clinton
I got laser eye surgery today.
The surgeon came in a little bit afterwards and asked me if I wanted the
good news or the bad news first.
I said, "I'll take the good news first."
The surgeon said, "Well, you're about to get a new dog!”
Glenn Beck is organizing a music event and video project at Ellis Island on May 2, 2026, featuring the song “They Came for the Hope.”
The organizers are hosting an audition-style talent submission process, inviting singers and musicians to submit recordings for consideration.
Selected performers will receive coaching and preparation from renowned vocal coach Roger Love, who has worked with notable performers including Joaquin Phoenix and Jeff Bridges.
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