Twinklebreeze

Hollywood should have died in 1996, three years before one of the greatest years for movies ever.

You’re gonna need to troll harder.

Reality shows are so fake. He’s making a vinegrette with 19 seconds left, but at 1 second left everything is plated perfectly and he is standing calmly.

My wife has narcolepsy. This is my life.

I’m so tired of the banned from reddit posts. I couldn’t care less about stories from people too weak to leave when they should have.