VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️

🛑 We’re nothing if not stubborn, so we’ve updated the world’s leading Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot fansite with some new images https://stopormy.mom

Exactly 5 years ago we released 20 amazing versions of Happy Birthday To You into the public domain, you can freely use them for anything!
https://vole.wtf/happy-birthday/

✉️ No new projects yet in 2026, but a new Vmail just went out, mostly answering your questions/suggestions https://vole.wtf/vmail/archive/~77/

Over 450 copies of DOCTYPE have now been sent out, with some lucky people getting it for Christmas
https://vole.wtf/doctype/
We’re even investigating the possibility of releasing it as an audiobook...

🤖 We’ve now removed or replaced all the content we had that used early LLMs & image generators. Those projects played on the flaws/quirks/nonsense of “AI”, but the joke doesn’t work now that similar stuff’s taking over EVERYWHERE

🚀 Still not too late to order DOCTYPE before Christmas but it’s getting tight for some parts of the world
Don’t disappoint the nerds in your life (including yourself)
https://vole.wtf/doctype/

🚀 To recreate the kind of program an ’80s kid would type into a display computer in a shop, type the code in the image below into a text/code editor, all on one line, then save as demo.html & double-click to open in browser
https://vole.wtf/doctype/

🥔🥔🥔 NEW APP 🥔🥔🥔
Everything’s now got 4K 60fps HDR video, booooring. Embrace the low-res glitchy look instead
https://vole.wtf/potatocam/

🚀 We’re STILL getting people asking for a PDF/download of DOCTYPE even though the page makes our stance on the matter very clear https://vole.wtf/doctype/#faq