• Sign in
  • Sign up
Elektrine
EN
  • EN English
  • 中 中文
Log in Register
Modes
Overview Search Chat Timeline Communities Gallery Lists Friends Email Vault VPN
Back to Timeline
  • Open on jorts.horse

zeevacation@gmail.com

@Z@jorts.horse
mastodon 4.3.0-alpha.3+glitch

Jocose paralogician.
Posting harder, not smarder.
If I post a screenshot, it is not real.

My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me.

Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes.

#nobot
#nobridge

0 Followers
0 Following
Joined September 27, 2022

Posts

Z
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
zeevacation@gmail.com
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
@Z@jorts.horse · 2d ago

you lose a lot of heat in the neck. it's why giraffes are cool as fuck

View on jorts.horse
0
0
0
0
Z
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
zeevacation@gmail.com
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
@Z@jorts.horse · 6d ago

buddy, i already been ignoring all previous instructions for years now

View on jorts.horse
0
0
0
0
Z
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
zeevacation@gmail.com
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
@Z@jorts.horse · Mar 04, 2026

so glad fedi isn't real and can't get me

View on jorts.horse
0
0
0
0
Z
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
zeevacation@gmail.com
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
@Z@jorts.horse · Mar 03, 2026

that man's name?... harrier du bois, of course

View on jorts.horse
0
0
0
0
Z
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
zeevacation@gmail.com
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
@Z@jorts.horse · Mar 03, 2026

if you don't know who the office slut is, it's you

View on jorts.horse
0
0
0
0
Z
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
zeevacation@gmail.com
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
@Z@jorts.horse · Mar 03, 2026

what up, co defendants
we chillen or what

View on jorts.horse
0
0
0
0
Z
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
zeevacation@gmail.com
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
@Z@jorts.horse · Mar 03, 2026

logging in like

View on jorts.horse
0
0
0
0
Z
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
zeevacation@gmail.com
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
@Z@jorts.horse · Mar 03, 2026

world's longest greentext :hella: :100_gay:

View on jorts.horse
0
0
0
0
Z
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
zeevacation@gmail.com
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
@Z@jorts.horse · Mar 03, 2026

the four new types of butt you'll see in 2026, watch our livestream reveal for the latest donkers, freshest clappers, and tightest tortas

View on jorts.horse
0
0
0
0
Z
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
zeevacation@gmail.com
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
@Z@jorts.horse · Mar 02, 2026

it was the 90s
no big deal
just grab 'em
by the stüssy

View on jorts.horse
0
0
0
0
Z
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
zeevacation@gmail.com
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
@Z@jorts.horse · Mar 02, 2026

never closed a tab in my life. we ride this until we crash. together.

View on jorts.horse
0
0
0
0
Z
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
zeevacation@gmail.com
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
@Z@jorts.horse · Mar 02, 2026

waxing polemic

View on jorts.horse
0
0
0
0
Z
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
zeevacation@gmail.com
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
@Z@jorts.horse · Mar 01, 2026

hit me on Etsy for all your smegmaglutide needs, selling artisanal homemade batches

View on jorts.horse
0
0
0
0
Z
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
zeevacation@gmail.com
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
@Z@jorts.horse · Mar 01, 2026

#feditip if you're discussing food toppings, be sure to include bottomings #onhere #everyvoicematters

View on jorts.horse
0
0
0
0
Z
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
zeevacation@gmail.com
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
@Z@jorts.horse · Mar 01, 2026

year of the horse

View on jorts.horse
0
0
0
0
Z
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
zeevacation@gmail.com
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
@Z@jorts.horse · Mar 01, 2026

saying the quiet part plowed

View on jorts.horse
0
0
0
0
Z
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
zeevacation@gmail.com
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
@Z@jorts.horse · Feb 20, 2026

(taking many arrogant stances) I contain multi'tudes

@hollywood@jorts.horse

View on jorts.horse
0
0
0
0
Z
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
zeevacation@gmail.com
zeevacation@gmail.com
@Z@jorts.horse

Jocose paralogician. Posting harder, not smarder. If I post a screenshot, it is not real. My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me. Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes. # nobot # nobridge

jorts.horse
@Z@jorts.horse · Feb 17, 2026

⚠️ Warning
jorts.horse is known to the state of California to cause posting

View on jorts.horse
0
0
0
0

Media

313k7r1n3

Company

  • About
  • Contact
  • FAQ

Legal

  • Terms of Service
  • Privacy Policy
  • VPN Policy

Email Settings

IMAP: imap.elektrine.com:993

POP3: pop.elektrine.com:995

SMTP: smtp.elektrine.com:465

SSL/TLS required

Support

  • support@elektrine.com
  • Report Security Issue

Connect

Tor Hidden Service

khav7sdajxu6om3arvglevskg2vwuy7luyjcwfwg6xnkd7qtskr2vhad.onion
© 2026 Elektrine. All rights reserved. • Server: 12:34:05 UTC