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Aleks Scholz

@aleks@mastodon.scot
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Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

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Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
Aleks Scholz
Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

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@aleks@mastodon.scot · Mar 10, 2026

JWST, that's NOT the email we are all waiting for.

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Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
Aleks Scholz
Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
@aleks@mastodon.scot · Mar 10, 2026

A company called 'Reflect Orbital' wants to provide 'sunlight on demand', an insane business model, as explained here. https://starryprinceton.org/DeflectOrbital/

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Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
Aleks Scholz
Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
@aleks@mastodon.scot · Mar 08, 2026

The most awesome spectacle of nature is the dunnock, most of the year a shy and unassuming and invisible, suddenly becoming bold and loud and boisterous in early March.

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Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
Aleks Scholz
Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
@aleks@mastodon.scot · Mar 06, 2026

Working on my first published song.

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Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
Aleks Scholz
Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
@aleks@mastodon.scot · Mar 06, 2026

This is the hope we need. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niMKvJ-Itq8

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Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
Aleks Scholz
Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
@aleks@mastodon.scot · Mar 03, 2026

What's funny: With the latest UK polls, we have about 40% in left and middle-left parties. Plus the LD and I don't know what they are doing these days. On the other side is 40% right and far right. For comparison, in Germany the current polls say about 50% right/far-right, plus the liberals (which are really right as well). And combined not even 40% left/middle-left.

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Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
Aleks Scholz
Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
@aleks@mastodon.scot · Mar 02, 2026

"Anyone who has ever lived with a Husky will tell you the same thing — they have not lived until they have been lectured by one who thinks they are wrong about something."

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Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
Aleks Scholz
Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
@aleks@mastodon.scot · Mar 02, 2026

"You don't get paid to do your job. You get paid not to riot."

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Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
Aleks Scholz
Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
@aleks@mastodon.scot · Mar 02, 2026

Really cruel, JWST, to send out emails telling us that your SEARCH ENGINE now works incrementally better, in the week when we are all expecting life-changing emails about proposals.

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Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
Aleks Scholz
Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
@aleks@mastodon.scot · Mar 02, 2026

'Aleks is ignoring me, so I am wrapping myself around his chair and fall asleep.'

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Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
Aleks Scholz
Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
@aleks@mastodon.scot · Mar 01, 2026

Eight years ago, the whole country was grinding to a halt, when the Beast from the East hit us. The university told us not to come to work, but only after I got stuck in drifts of snow outside my coastal village that hasn't seen proper snow since then. Good thing I wasn't going to work anyway, because we were on strike.

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Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
Aleks Scholz
Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
@aleks@mastodon.scot · Feb 27, 2026

The complaints about 'block voting' for the Greens are hilarious. Well, and racist of course. As if certain groups of people haven't voted as a block for Labour or Tories for many many years.

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Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
Aleks Scholz
Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
@aleks@mastodon.scot · Feb 26, 2026

All right. We had blackbirds, for a couple of weeks now. Today we got greenfinch, robin, dunnock, goldfinch, song thrush. It's all coming together.

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Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
Aleks Scholz
Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
@aleks@mastodon.scot · Feb 26, 2026

I have to say, this seems capricious and arbitrary.

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Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
Aleks Scholz
Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
@aleks@mastodon.scot · Feb 23, 2026

"Housing is central to an ideological debate that needs to rage and rage, because when we lose our place in the world we lose everything. We forget that we belong here, to this green and gold and lovely planet, and behave like angry squatters, shitting on our own doorstep." https://catrinadavies.co.uk/why-i-live-in-a-shed/

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Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
Aleks Scholz
Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
@aleks@mastodon.scot · Feb 22, 2026

"I am afraid you have just discovered a glitch in our system. (Congratulations!). What you are trying to do should be possible. It is likely a mis-configuration. Please try to reload the webpage; if problem persists - then send us an angry email and wait for a day."

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Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
Aleks Scholz
Aleks Scholz
@aleks@mastodon.scot

Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor.

mastodon.scot
@aleks@mastodon.scot · Feb 21, 2026

Arty indulgence and irksome jazz.

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