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I bought this milk two weeks ago. Once the arduino was installed I fired up the python console and it worked well. The jug is a little flimsy so it doesn't supper that many computers but it was fine until the fire.

Do that's how he was made stupid by Obama!

From a fucktory? Yup peaches from a fucktory.

Its in mp4, usually great for music and video, millions might enjoy listening to music such as the notes contained within this file. Should I connect you with a music publisher for a quote? Should I publish to YouTube to monetize rights way...sorry right away?

I deliberately inserted a jumper wire...bare copper into a 120AC outlet. My kid was smarter and used a fork.

Yeah. You don't need kids. If you plan in not having kids don't. You are basically back to square one trying to... Diaper training, walking, talking, playing with others, k-12, graduate with good grades, go to college etc. But one to multiple times and at various stages. My negative view of the world right now is that we're just growing citizens to be used in the industrial complex for rich assholes to make money. We don't get money or benefit financially. And the story ends when it ends. Like there's no actual Golden goal. One day I may just croak. I think I'm going from painful stomach reasons that rhyme with dancer. But in a few minutes I could also be run over by a car...or worse yet, a honeypot truck...full and spilling. Or nukes. So there's no need to have kids. Have sex and enjoy your life to the fullest. That's pretty much the goal. Don't waste your life over thinking how to do it. Also don't go make a living from art. Singing, dancing, painting etc, those are things for rich people. Be practical. If you want to get by do what those people do. If you want to have nice things work hard and sacrifice. But know that you won't be a billionaire. Nobody can work their ass off and become a billionaire. Even robbing banks won't get you there. So don't waste your life trying to do that.

Oh I wish I could tell you how one of my siblings is doing. They are the parent in a situation similar to what you describe. But its both parent and child. But the good thing is family keeps them together.

C’mon parents… You know you wanna. They are sweet and all. They make you proud. But then there are those days. Today my 5 year old comes asking where the roku remote is. Clearly its in the room. Just press the button to find it! Ring! Ofcourse its in the couch! You little devils never put it back where it be… Okay its not on the couch. Press again! Ring! Yeah its in the couch! The finger chopping Recliner! Ehhh dady, why is the TV scrolling? Hmm okay somehow its inside the cushion? You open the cushion but there’s nothing!!! Ring it again! Ring! Its in the couch! Look if you press here it scrolls! Oh now it went to Netflix! Shit! Its everywhere on the couch! NOO!!! You guys dropped it in the finger chopping part of the recliner! Didn’t you!?? I swear! Nothing! Its not there! Hold on, don’t jump on the recliner! Sonobabich jumped! But you know that shit, your finger nails clipped tight but didn’t bleed. You’re good! Oh look at the fucking remote its just there under the metal cushion spring. How did it even get there!? And where did all these candy wrappers come from? Those are sticky. Go get a wet towel! Let’s sweep and mop and wash the broom. It’s now 8pm. You cleaned up the house. Bruised knees, sore finger nails still teetering of fear of being loped off when someone swings a scissors closed. Like you can feel the cut right at your most favorite finger joint. No, its still there, its just the nail thats gone. Turn around the couch potatoe has been watching loonie toons and tossing more wrappers under the couch. That’s it! Thus kid’s gone tomorrow! That and other barely legal ways to bring about sanity start to run wild. But after that split second, all is good and you love your kid. You’d do anything for that little lazy sonobabich mini you. Yeah I don’t know what the heck that guy is on but giving up your kids for a looser dude is in no one’s things to do list. But may I interest you in a finger chopping recliner adventure?

They look 75.

Can gelatin contain one random peanut? What funny ways to go are there in the hospital setting?

"We're" gonna be so skinny!

Installed software! Oh installed software! Where are you! LOL! This guy is using scripts he wrote himself and the combination number #24356357954689 of possible software, desktop GUI and kernel. Okay let's drive our malicious scan!.... Oh sudo password, we need the root password to do anything malicious! Look at this, it even has a welcome screen asking for you to scan as much as it is possible in that image! Darn!

Hey! You wanna try Linux? I just made a new Linux called Copilot Linux. It looks just like copilot! I added suprice actions to make it as natural a transition as possible! Things like blue screens of death with just a "fucken" QR code! That way you won't miss the original! But the QR code goes to porn hub. See? Its good! For right now I just released the name github. Sign up and I'll send you ads!

CopilOS 11!

5 more users. I assume that's the number of users still stupid enough to still be using reddit. I profoundly apologize to the stupid community who are not using reddit.

Maybe place squirrels strategically near vamping stores and let hilarity ensue?

NPR has a whole dedicated show on the various terms people use for gasoline around the country from what I recall, but I don’t have a link to it. It’s fascinating.

You know, Moss and pine cones burn pretty good. If only one could frack that stuff cleanly.

But a good one.

C’mon! Go get the latest gadget at Wallgreens!

C’mon! Letter go to Walmart!

I watched his questioning. He was fucking awesome!

It's where all the Palestinians are hiding these days. Right?

But isn’t that expensive since each page is pay per? Pay per page! That’s gonna rack up some dough. Although I did go to goodwill today and they had some really inexpensive Wikipedia/website-like things on their shelves. I picked one up from the cooking isle and it had lots of pictures and text on pay per. But it was cheap like 5 bucks.

Someone passed away happy before this whole pizza problem. Probably.

Behold! E-paper laptops! You can read them outside!

How many R’s in room since you’ve got a fancy nvidia card?

I watched the last Jedi then came back to this. We must act the part.

Well slaves tried. I'm pretty sure. My great great grandma was a slave. Our family tracing ends with her since are no records. And I got to be held in her arms. So I'm sure that lady tried very much.

Maybe its Chinese altogether since Chinese and other Asian people would travel to the Philippines to catch a ride to the US and Mexico to then go to Europe. They would leave a trial of kids and culture back and forth. Similarly Mexicans in the Philippines, Europe and even Japan and China do exist.

Ketchup as close as we know it comes from the Philippines right? So there goes that whole thing.

My screen!

The chain shot looks like it could hurt