amutepiggy

(farting a lot) i contain multitoots

Yes, Cher *is* noble. Practically American royalty. Perhaps beyond noble and into legend status. Cher noble. (touches earpiece) what the hell do you mean "radiation poisoning"

i got a new phone and forgot to login here for a while! What's happening! Any stompers?!?

Jeansus dyed for your seams

(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men

Picture of the Titty Nuclear Power Plant for the timeline

COMPUTER TIP: PNG stands for Penis Not Good

why are they "trad wives" and not "girls gone laura ingalls wilder"

hate the ford pinto looks nothing like a bean