Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
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Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Mar 16, 2026
With Easter coming up here is a Gospel Cartoon
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Mar 16, 2026
#menuitemsfortheprivileged
#HashtagGames
Swan a la King with a sauce prepared from the tears of the proletariat.
#HashtagGames
Swan a la King with a sauce prepared from the tears of the proletariat.
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Mar 13, 2026
It's been at least month of campaigning here in Adelaide and it was only today that I realised that the Leader of the Opposition is "Ashton Hurn" and not "Amber Heard".
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Mar 13, 2026
I just worked out the actual problem with preferential voting.
There's so many wacko candidates and only one last place.
You end up trying to do some complicated politico-moral calculus on who's worse? The antivaxer Mens Rights Sovereign Citizen, the pro-gun Neo Nazi or the Evangelical Christian Fundamentalist Muslim Hater?
There's so many wacko candidates and only one last place.
You end up trying to do some complicated politico-moral calculus on who's worse? The antivaxer Mens Rights Sovereign Citizen, the pro-gun Neo Nazi or the Evangelical Christian Fundamentalist Muslim Hater?
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Mar 11, 2026
Just discovered Battle of Fates on Disney+
A Korean program that's like Master Chef for Fortune Tellers.
Spiritualists, card readers and Shamen battle it out.
Can't wait for the Mystery Box
A Korean program that's like Master Chef for Fortune Tellers.
Spiritualists, card readers and Shamen battle it out.
Can't wait for the Mystery Box
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Mar 11, 2026
@HalbHalb He made a big thing of Adelaide Uni having a Niina Marni Centre. Actually the signs said "Niina Marni" which is Kaurna for "Welcome"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Mar 11, 2026
Anyone in the Eastern States not following the #SouthAustralian #election is badly missing out on the entertainment.
We've got an ex-leader of the Libs running as an independent despite having been found guilty of cocaine supply charges.
We've got an Independent running while under Home Detention Bail after being arrested on Domestic Violence charges.
The One Nation Candidate in the Upper House has confirmed he believes Same Sex Marriage leads to Bestiality.
We've got an ex-leader of the Libs running as an independent despite having been found guilty of cocaine supply charges.
We've got an Independent running while under Home Detention Bail after being arrested on Domestic Violence charges.
The One Nation Candidate in the Upper House has confirmed he believes Same Sex Marriage leads to Bestiality.
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Mar 10, 2026
An offer you can't refuse from Telstra.
My wife got a new phone. Total cost $350 on a special deal. $10 a month.
But for only $15 extra a month (So an extra 150%) if you damage the phone you can bring it back, pay $100 and we'll give you a new phone. Free!
We turned it down.
My wife got a new phone. Total cost $350 on a special deal. $10 a month.
But for only $15 extra a month (So an extra 150%) if you damage the phone you can bring it back, pay $100 and we'll give you a new phone. Free!
We turned it down.
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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@andrewplord@mas.to
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Mar 09, 2026
Just learned that here in Adelaide, #DaylightSavingTime ends at 3.00am on Easter Sunday.
But doesn't that mean that Jesus is going to have to wait around an extra hour before he comes back?
But doesn't that mean that Jesus is going to have to wait around an extra hour before he comes back?
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Mar 09, 2026
How good is Thelonius Monk?
(Spoiler alert) He's very, very good.
https://youtu.be/0TLEPQZIVOg?si=o3PoiNcl9SVDDWxW
(Spoiler alert) He's very, very good.
https://youtu.be/0TLEPQZIVOg?si=o3PoiNcl9SVDDWxW
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Mar 07, 2026
#whenthestoryannoyedme
#HashtagGames
"But how did you escape?"
"My years of training in a Tibetan Monastery allowed me to slow my breathing and heart rate. The rest was easy!"
#HashtagGames
"But how did you escape?"
"My years of training in a Tibetan Monastery allowed me to slow my breathing and heart rate. The rest was easy!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Mar 07, 2026
#whenthestoryannoyedme
#HashtagGames
"He took her in his arms, and they kissed. Passionately, they knew their souls were becoming as one.
Later..... "
#HashtagGames
"He took her in his arms, and they kissed. Passionately, they knew their souls were becoming as one.
Later..... "
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Mar 07, 2026
My wife, currently doing an online business course, has been told that she can't use #LibreOffice because it's only a freeware programme and won't be able to cope with the load of a 40 page business plan and she MUST pay $16.50 a month because only Office 360 will be robust enough to meet the course needs.
*cough* bull💩 *cough*
*cough* bull💩 *cough*
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Mar 06, 2026
Heard a (probably apocryphal) story about a young couple who decided what they would call their new baby boy.
Since he had been conceived when they were studying in South America, they decided to call him José Pepé.
Unfortunately Dad had a few jars after the birth and when he came to fill in the birth registration paperwork he wasn't thinking straight about spelling.
And so they have their little son, HosePipe.
Since he had been conceived when they were studying in South America, they decided to call him José Pepé.
Unfortunately Dad had a few jars after the birth and when he came to fill in the birth registration paperwork he wasn't thinking straight about spelling.
And so they have their little son, HosePipe.
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Chalkwhitehands
@andrewplord@mas.to
Old enough to know better. Australian. Kuarna land. Pronouns: Whatever / Not that fussed. Born 1957. "What???!!! That doesn't seem possible! "Well, it's true." "But you seem so hip, groovy and down with the kids!" "Oh stop it!"
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Feb 14, 2026
@Wen That'll do cat. That'll do.
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