Anon Opin

We've all just gormlessly accepted the switch from "pay or watch adverts" to "pay and also watch adverts".

At the time of writing, there were five political parties between 10-25% in a Westminster voting intention poll. FPTP is dead; and if Starmer doesn't want to be the one responsible for Reform getting >50% of MPs with <30% of votes, he has to call a referendum on PR voting.

Yes, we have some serious problems in the UK, but at least we didn't make Jimmy Savile Prime Minister after he'd attempted a coup against the state and then let him appoint all his creepy mates to plum government jobs before attempting to destroy the international political order

There should be a mandatory GCSE in Life Skills. By the time you leave school you should know how to change a car wheel, wire a plug, stop a dripping tap, how to wallpaper and paint, being able to cook simple meals from scratch, alongside financial skills like budgeting.

As yet another UBI trial rolls past showing that it works really well, it's hard not to conclude that the main reason nobody adopts it is because bad employers don't want to give up their leverage over the desperate and poor to work in shit conditions for pittance.

I'm disappointed that Rick Stein's wife isn't called Phyllis.

Victoria's Secret should do a line of sexy underwear for men called Victor Confidential.

Amidst all these Tory to Reform defections, Ed Davey should be talking to the 20 or so most liberal Tory MPs who, if they defected en masse, would make him Leader of the Opposition as he'd be in charge of the second largest party in the commons.

Takeaway and delivery restaurants should use proper stainless steel containers and collect them, so they can be used again. If there was a national standard for the containers they could be returned to any restaurant, or even supermarkets, for recycling.

Listen app devs, nobody wants to use your in-app browser. We don't care that it's "powered by Chrome", if I click a link just let it open in default browser. Our cookies and cached info is there, you're actively hindering our experience, and making us less likely to use your app.

Elon Musk gets a lot of grief for buying Twitter and taking it over. But if he'd bought LinkedIn and fucked it up, he'd be regarded as a hero

A great way of checking if your favourite celebrity is an establishment posho who has been gifted their life on a plate is to check what their siblings do.

In any male-dominated workplace or industry, the women who do work there will on average be more competent than the men. This is obvious if you understand statistical probability and gender bias.

Social media feels like it's on its way out. It used to be a good way to connect with people you know, but it's turned into a swamp of fake posts created for engagement, people trying to make money of these, bots, and seems to host an ever increasing number of cunts.

One of the sad things about AI is that badly drawn photoshop was so much funnier

When they appear on political tv shows, journalists and pundits should have to wear badges that say how many properties they own

If an administration is putting out faked, doctored or AI images on social, please stop calling them memes. This is propaganda.

The UK government is ineffective and the PM is unpopular. But there are loads of bills and laws being made all the time, many hugely consequential, that no one is talking about let alone scrutinising because political journalism is court intrigue based.

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Capitalism might have worked if there'd been consequences, if organisations had been shut down and their shareholders put in prison because they poisoned villages or dodged taxes or faked emissions tests. Good companies could have thrived

We need to normalise afternoon napping here in the UK. A surprisingly high number of people do it. Many more would if they could.

The 'Board of Peace' looks more like Spectre every day.

To attack the BBC is to attack British culture. We all have criticisms but to go after them again and again and again is an agenda. Just like it is with attacks on the National Trust. By the same people funnily enough. How many more British institutions are they going after?

Whoever it was at BBC iPlayer who added that extra second before you can "skip trailer" should be smothered with honey and thrown into a bear pit. Along with the cunt who programmes "This operation is not available" into DVD trailers.

Darth Vader is a scouser - dresses in shiny material, talks weird. Han Solo is a Manc - has a swagger and a mate with a mad haircut. Yoda is Cornish - a funny accent and mixes his words. Luke is from North London - overly confident, has an interest in incest.

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Multiple societies in the past all separately came to the conclusion that charging interest on a loan was morally wrong, sinful, or even illegal. Punishable by death in some cases. Yet now we've done a complete 180 and decided it's the glue that holds the world together.

Bananas are the superior fruit. No sour shock, no face pulling, no regrets. Just pure, dependable deliciousness.

People that create documents and use carriage returns or line breaks to move text to the next page instead of page breaks should be shot in front of their families.

People go on about how the Pyramids are great architectural feats, but considering their vast size, the amount of resources and manpower required, they have hardly any rooms. Inefficient.

A serious illness really demonstrates that most of your 'friends' are merely acquaintances. Your real friends, the ones who show up when the chips are down, can usually be counted on the fingers of one hand

I don't care if it's satellite or streaming but there should be a channel that only shows Doctor Who and Doctor Who commentary 24/7. The only thing better than watching an episode is listening to people discuss it: script, acting, direction, effects and more.

It's now obvious we shouldn't let businessmen or rich people into positions of power. Duty becomes self-enrichment. Stewardship becomes exploitation. Policy becomes insider trading.

Cafes and coffee shops should open in the evenings. Not everyone wants to drink alcohol or have a big meal at night and sometimes a coffee and cake would make a nice date.

Denmark should invade the USA. The security implications for Greenland would be roughly the same and the USA would finally have some sensible policies on firearms, health, workers rights, public transport and so on. It would be win-win really.

Adding five grams of protein to a high fat or high carb product doesn't make it a good protein source.

No one, apart from you, wants to see that thing you made with AI.

Chocolate liqueurs are pointless. For those who like alcohol, it just makes you wish you were having more. For those who don't like/drink alcohol, it just makes you wish you were having regular chocolates.

The saddest stories can be found on YouTube, in the comments section of Mazzy Star songs. I don't dare read them anymore.

Older people who are losing their hearing and refuse to get a hearing test or hearing aids: you do realise you're putting yourself at higher risk of dementia by not sorting your hearing? That's on top of driving all your loved ones around you fucking mad with your own loudness.

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Stop pretending you are something special by calling yourself a Detailer. You wash cars, you bell end.

I realise The Traitors is the biggest show on TV right now, but 'Traitors Uncloaked' needs to fuck off to iPlayer sharpish. A cheap shitty 'visualised podcast' has no business being on primetime BBC1.

Everybody loves taking the piss out of Americans for the way they mispronounce buoy, but the Scots get off for doing the same. It's time to bully the Scottish more about this.