auntieclokwise

For crimes against internet connections.

They call him wifi man.

If you’re stupid enough to install that on your phone, you deserve whatever it is that you get. I’m surprised it doesn’t periodically send your browsing history to the fuhrer for inspection. Wouldn’t want those sheep getting the wrong thoughts.

I wouldn't say users are stupid to still be using Reddit. There's still alot more activity there and alot of subs still haven't switched over yet. But if they start requiring identity verification, I think we'll see alot more switching. Right now, I do both to get the best of both worlds. If I have to give them my identity, they get cut out.

The good news is that if the fediverse gets an influx of Redditors, maybe we'll see some of those niches pop up here too. Reddit's impending identity theft coupled with the insane enforcement of rule 1 they've been doing lately is what got me to make my account here.

Once in a while maybe you will feel the urge To break international copyright law By downloading MP3's from file sharing sites Like Morpheus or Grokster or LimeWire or KaZaA But deep in your heart you know the guilt would drive you mad And the shame would leave a permanent scar 'Cause you start out stealing songs, and then you're robbing liquor stores And selling crack and running over school kids with your car So don't download this song The record store's where you belong Go and buy the CD like you know that you should Oh don't download this song Oh you don't want to mess with the RIAA They'll sue you if you burn that CDR It doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven year old girl They'll treat you like the evil, hard bitten criminal scum you are So don't download this song Don't go pirating music all day long Go and buy the CD like you know that you should Oh, don't download this song Don't take away money from artists just like me How else can I afford another solid gold Humvee? And diamond studded swimming pools, these things don't grow on trees So all I ask is everybody, please Don't download this song (don't do it, no, no) Even Lars Ulrich knows it's wrong (you can just ask him) Go and buy the CD like you know that you should (you really should) Oh, don't download this song Don't download this song (Oh please don't you do it) Or you might wind up in jail like Tommy Chong (remember Tommy) Go and buy the CD (right now) like you know that you should (go out and buy it) Oh don't download this song Don't download this song (no no no no no no) Or you'll burn in hell before too long (and you'd deserve it) Go and buy the CD (just buy it) like you know that you should (ya cheap bastard) Oh, don't download this song