Instead of orbiting data centers or a million starlink thingies, Musk could offer to launch religious fanatics into space. That'd put them closer to God, halfway to heaven, and as far as possible from us. Win-win-win.
B Kahn
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I lean toward #satire to keep myself sane. #UCLA #linguistics #PeaceCorps #Senegal long ago. I can now testify that 75 years passes quickly. #grandfather Interested in #science #languages
Ollie the golden doodle. The nose rules. Header is Ollie and Oscar his neighborhood bestie. Be well!
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B Kahn
@bkahn@beige.party
I lean toward # satire to keep myself sane. # UCLA # linguistics # PeaceCorps # Senegal long ago. I can now testify that 75 years passes quickly. # grandfather Interested in # science # languages Ollie the golden doodle. The nose rules. Header is Ollie and Oscar his neighborhood bestie. Be well!
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B Kahn
@bkahn@beige.party
I lean toward # satire to keep myself sane. # UCLA # linguistics # PeaceCorps # Senegal long ago. I can now testify that 75 years passes quickly. # grandfather Interested in # science # languages Ollie the golden doodle. The nose rules. Header is Ollie and Oscar his neighborhood bestie. Be well!
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B Kahn
@bkahn@beige.party
I lean toward # satire to keep myself sane. # UCLA # linguistics # PeaceCorps # Senegal long ago. I can now testify that 75 years passes quickly. # grandfather Interested in # science # languages Ollie the golden doodle. The nose rules. Header is Ollie and Oscar his neighborhood bestie. Be well!
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B Kahn
@bkahn@beige.party
I lean toward # satire to keep myself sane. # UCLA # linguistics # PeaceCorps # Senegal long ago. I can now testify that 75 years passes quickly. # grandfather Interested in # science # languages Ollie the golden doodle. The nose rules. Header is Ollie and Oscar his neighborhood bestie. Be well!
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Mar 02, 2026
I can't fault Trump's logic: if we inconvenient voters die in WW III or WW IV or whatever before November, no one will notice if the mid-term elections are canceled. Now that's 18 dimensional chess!
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