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Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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@bobmagicii@phpc.social · 3d ago
@ramsey@phpc.social i've yet to find any code ones that don't suck. my measurement for suckage is, does it look at my code and start using pascal case. the answer is always no so they suck.
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@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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bob.php :veritrek_gold:
@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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@bobmagicii@phpc.social · 3d ago
@kboyd@phpc.social i'll be amused if our species is still around by then.
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@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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bob.php :veritrek_gold:
@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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@bobmagicii@phpc.social · 3d ago
editor devs probably need to stop thinking that their app needs to be an all in one for ios - the best example i can think of is Logic Pro, an app owned by apple, and it depends on you using the desktop-multi-window mode to drag drop samples into the timeline. they even have a forced tutorial for it. most of the editors have crap ui/ux for like managing your ssh keys. there is zero reason for that now. we can just use the Files app. streamline and focus.
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@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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bob.php :veritrek_gold:
@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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@bobmagicii@phpc.social · Mar 04, 2026

1) verizon ditches texas, sells to frontier

2) frontier eventually got good and i got it to ditch cable

3) verizon buys frontier back and raises my bill 15$ to a total of 89$

4) call frontier get bill lowered 10$ more than prior, another 5$ after autobilling. me +15, verizon -30 of their demand. still 1gbit fibre. and next bill adjusted.

800-921-8101 say "customer retention"

tell the human agent "price hike. usually i get mad and customer retention finds another deal. can we skip to that?"

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Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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bob.php :veritrek_gold:
@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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@bobmagicii@phpc.social · Mar 04, 2026

> But LibreOffice says that users who prefer to use Microsoft Office because of the ribbon interface, instead of its open source alternative, are simply wrong.

people don't like it when you tell them they are wrong. i should know i do it all the time. because i also preferred the original ribbon interface. but then i stopped making documents and spreadsheets and slide decks all together. that made more sense to me than even bothering to evaluate open and libre office. 🤣

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Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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bob.php :veritrek_gold:
@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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@bobmagicii@phpc.social · Mar 03, 2026

can't stop laughing at stripe's ai marketing crap being the only thing in my junk filter at work.

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bob.php :veritrek_gold:
@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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bob.php :veritrek_gold:
@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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@bobmagicii@phpc.social · Mar 02, 2026

turning CSV into usable objects is one of my favourite uses for php annotations so far. column headers to valid property names. because i am not going to type [' and '] 5000 times today. there are a bazillion fields to go.

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@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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bob.php :veritrek_gold:
@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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@bobmagicii@phpc.social · Mar 01, 2026
vlc added a dark mode and its as dumb as i expected it to be lol.
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@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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bob.php :veritrek_gold:
@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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@bobmagicii@phpc.social · Feb 28, 2026
@terry@phpc.social the exploit pings with the ldap data and stuff stopped after a day. but the mastodons are still constantly hitting me too.
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Ooh, interesting. Bike rack hooks to turn backpacks into pannier bags. https://www.printables.com/model/399287-bike-rear-rack-hooks
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@kboyd@phpc.social you might end up printing new ones twice a year depending how much sun they get, but yeah pretty cool. i've yet to find a filament that can handle much uv exposure.
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@bobmagicii@phpc.social what if you anneal it and paint it with marine-grade paint? :) I guess that's getting into pannier bag territory though.
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bob.php :veritrek_gold:
@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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bob.php :veritrek_gold:
@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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@bobmagicii@phpc.social · Feb 27, 2026
@kboyd@phpc.social i mean. all fancy pants lol.
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Ooh, interesting. Bike rack hooks to turn backpacks into pannier bags. https://www.printables.com/model/399287-bike-rear-rack-hooks
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bob.php :veritrek_gold:
@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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bob.php :veritrek_gold:
@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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@bobmagicii@phpc.social · Feb 27, 2026
@kboyd@phpc.social you might end up printing new ones twice a year depending how much sun they get, but yeah pretty cool. i've yet to find a filament that can handle much uv exposure.
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@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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bob.php :veritrek_gold:
@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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@bobmagicii@phpc.social · Feb 26, 2026
been a long time since i ran into a db server that refused to insert data because it was too long for the field instead of just truncating it. *edits my.cnf*
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Anyone have any recommendations for fun things to do in #Chicago? So far, I have a Cubs game, Grant Park, Willis Tower, Cloud Gate and the Art Institute on my list. Any other suggestions, especially f
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@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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bob.php :veritrek_gold:
@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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@bobmagicii@phpc.social · Feb 25, 2026
@JosephLeedy@phpc.social im a huge fan of the museum of science and industry and the planetarium
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@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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bob.php :veritrek_gold:
@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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@bobmagicii@phpc.social · Feb 25, 2026
what
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@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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bob.php :veritrek_gold:
@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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@bobmagicii@phpc.social · Feb 25, 2026
> we like you because you don't have excuses bruh i have hundreds of excuses i just cant be arsed to try and vocalise them. 🤣
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With 1000hz monitors coming out, can we get a 13" 4:3 640x480 version? I'm sure you could probably squeeze a couple more hertz of that. If you are wondering, this would be great for emulating CRTs.
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@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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bob.php :veritrek_gold:
@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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@bobmagicii@phpc.social · Feb 22, 2026
@ellisgl@phpc.social windows explorer couldn't even handle mice at 1@1mhz like hell it will suffer WxH@1mhz lol.
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Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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bob.php :veritrek_gold:
@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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@bobmagicii@phpc.social · Feb 12, 2026
was messing around with the google dashboard and i cant stop laughing at the price of ads now. tl;dr, they suggest spending 700/wk at ~22/click lmafo
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Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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bob.php :veritrek_gold:
@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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@bobmagicii@phpc.social · Feb 12, 2026
@ee@phpc.social @lea@lea.pet most of the pain i feel while reading this is just watching them try to interact with it instead of immediately closing the ticket. personally i think we should be nice and humane to robotic ai people. but i'll let you know when we actually have real robotic ai people. these are not it.
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It’s 2026 and Microsoft Excel still can not have two files opened at the same time if they have the same name 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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@bobmagicii@phpc.social · Feb 12, 2026
@squaredpx@phpc.social rip all those exported.xls lol
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@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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bob.php :veritrek_gold:
@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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@bobmagicii@phpc.social · Feb 09, 2026
@poleguy@mastodon.social @ramsey@phpc.social my angle is from the floor because that is where i am after witnessing people think bots dont need history books like people do.
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Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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bob.php :veritrek_gold:
@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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@bobmagicii@phpc.social · Feb 09, 2026
unfortunately leaving the apple watch dead for an entire month didn't fix the touch screen. that trick usually works on non apple products a few times.
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Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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bob.php :veritrek_gold:
@bobmagicii@phpc.social

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

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@bobmagicii@phpc.social · Feb 08, 2026
@ramsey@phpc.social im not interested in the technical details of the brains storage. but you *are* going to treat me slightly different from now from these memories of my arrogance on the topic. every time i pop in now our old context thread is going to bubble to your memory and probably think twice about replying to bob lol.
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