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I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write.

I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social

I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social · 3d ago

Come join us! We're live now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3cvygqWwMc

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I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social

I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social · 3d ago

Just published Tempest 3.4, which only has one feature — but a massive one: truly decoupled discovery!

https://tempestphp.com/blog/truly-decoupled-discovery

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I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social

I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social · 4d ago

The 100M row challenge in PHP is almost coming to an end, and even until the last days, results are improving like CRAZY

https://xheaven.github.io/tempest-100m/

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I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social

I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social · Feb 28, 2026

I'd say this weekend is the perfect time to participate in the 100M-row challenge with #PHP!

https://github.com/tempestphp/100-million-row-challenge

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I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social

I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social · Feb 27, 2026

More than 100 participants; two prize pools for multi- and single threaded solutions; performance already pushed to sub-3 seconds. The 100M-row challenge is doing great!

FYI: if you're with a company that wants to pitch in to biggen the prize pool, feel free to let me know :)

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I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social · Feb 27, 2026
Doing some backend coding for the 100M-row challenge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IclXc6k0C4Y
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I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social

I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social · Feb 26, 2026

Ok here's a 100M-performance challenge update:

- We're now running on a dedicated Mac Mini to ensure more stable performance
- Over 80 people have submitted an entry
- We now also have a participation prize! So everyone has a chance of winning 😁

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I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social

I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social · Feb 25, 2026

How fast can you make it? Here's the 100-million-row challenge in #PHP: https://stitcher.io/feed/posts/74302

You have two weeks to participate. Thanks to PhpStorm and Tideways for sponsoring the prizes!

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I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social

I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social · Feb 24, 2026

Come join me live! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqFGXUF1nN0

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I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social

I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social · Feb 20, 2026
Source mapping is now a thing in Tempest 3.2! https://tempestphp.com/blog/view-source-mapping
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I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social

I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social · Feb 16, 2026

A pretty cool new feature in Tempest 3.1: generate TypeScript types from PHP code! https://tempestphp.com/blog/generating-typescript-types-with-tempest

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I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social

I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social · Feb 12, 2026

A pretty big milestone today! We've released Tempest 3.0! https://tempestphp.com/blog/tempest-3

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I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social

I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social · Feb 12, 2026

Someone actually came back a year later to tell me this, amazing! 🤩

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I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social

I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social · Feb 11, 2026

Merged a bunch or PRs for tempest/highlight lately. One cool feature we now have is automatic benchmarking to ensure we never make changes that wreck performance.

BTW, if you haven't heard of tempest/highlight before, definitely check it out, it's pretty cool! https://packagist.org/packages/tempest/highlight

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I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social

I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social · Feb 03, 2026

Pushing Performance! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhIiAxZeF3o

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I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social

I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social · Jan 29, 2026

Once again processing 11 million rows with #PHP, now in seconds: https://stitcher.io/blog/11-million-rows-in-seconds

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I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social

I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social · Jan 28, 2026

The first step of my performance journey, now as a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY4RIj_zn1M

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I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social

I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social · Jan 23, 2026

"partial function application" is coming to #PHP 8.6. Probably one of my favorite features of the past years

https://stitcher.io/blog/php-86-partial-function-application

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I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social

I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social · Jan 20, 2026

Remember how yesterday I optimized my #php replay command to process 14k events per second instead of 30?

Yeah well… someone made a suggestion which bumped that number to 50k events per second.

https://stitcher.io/blog/processing-11-million-rows

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I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social

I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social · Jan 19, 2026

This was a very fun experiment! https://stitcher.io/blog/processing-11-million-rows

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I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social

I write a blog about PHP and programming, a newsletter, a PHP framework, and a scifi novel. So yeah, I write. I also host PHP Annotated on YouTube, and am I developer advocate for PHP at JetBrains, PhpStorm.

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@brendt@phpc.social · Jan 14, 2026

Join us! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX0sbjyV5EA

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