@celeste@router.sex

security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex

security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex · Feb 22, 2026

power isn't given, it is taken

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@celeste@router.sex

security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex

security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex · Feb 21, 2026

The morning light is turning blue, the feeling is bizarre
The night is almost over, I still don't know where you are
The shadows, yeah, they keep me pretty like a movie star

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security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex · Feb 21, 2026

@AlexB@moris.social how, i wasn't able to get one. do you know how i can get a voucher?

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If you're on LinkedIn and are thinking about verifying your account with them, maybe read this first. It walks through LinkedIn's privacy disclosure to identify 17 companies that may receive and proce

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security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex

security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex · Feb 21, 2026

@briankrebs@infosec.exchange hi, reading through this and i assume you're posting this after my research piece came up since you mention all the checks persona are running. could you please attribute credit? https://www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/2026/02/age-verification-vendor-persona-left-frontend-exposed https://vmfunc.re/blog/persona

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security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex

security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex · Feb 21, 2026

isn't the view spectacular

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@celeste@router.sex

security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex

security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex · Feb 19, 2026

I'll drink blood and chew on bones
And I will, finally be a star

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@celeste@router.sex

security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex

security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex · Feb 19, 2026

Run from the fate
To the left to the right to the planet we rule
Run from the fate
Where I never ever ever meet ya
Run from the fate
To the left to the right to the planet we rule
Run from the fate
Where I never ever ever meet ya

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security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex

security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex · Feb 19, 2026

Tell me you're in love
Not just I say
Tell me you ain't waiting
Not in my head
Kiss me right away
'Cause we
Got a long way

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@celeste@router.sex

security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex

security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex · Feb 19, 2026

Please don't die alone
Overhead
I'll surrender to the voices in the end
Shoulda known those dirty bastards
Would put wires in your head
Are you there?
All alone
Lost in forever
Please don't die alone
Overhead
I'll surrender to the voices in the end
Shoulda known those dirty bastards
Would put wires in your head
Are you there?
All alone
Lost in forever

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security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex

security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex · Feb 19, 2026

So you stand in a broken war
You fall upon your sword
Cheers to what you had
You said forgive and forget
Then got me into this mess

Through an open door
I'm where I was before
Cheers to what we had
You said forgive and forget
So get me out of this mess

Get me, get me, get me, me
Get me, get me, get me, me
I'm sending out a distress
So get me out of this mess
So get me out of this mess

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@celeste@router.sex

security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex

security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex · Feb 19, 2026

Oh, some days, I'm half dead
On the bad times
And I just lift my head
I don't hear a word they said
Let the summer fires roar instead

Oh, the best times are just ahead
Don't forget that, no
Oh, somewhere in the haze
Nine daggers light the way
To get back to forgiveness

Star eyes, I can't change the fading of a twilight
But you've gotta chase the night away
Instead of wondering
You try to let the sleeping dogs die
Instead of wondering why
Star eyes, you can't change the blooming of a red tide
So you've gotta face the knife away
Said, "No more yesterday"
You try to let tomorrow's sun rise
Instead of wondering why
Oh, star eyes

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@celeste@router.sex

security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex

security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex · Feb 18, 2026

we got google at home now

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security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex

security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex · Feb 17, 2026

oughhhhh

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@celeste@router.sex

security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex

security researcher, LKML ban survivor mostly active on birdsite, https://x.com/vmfunc https://vmfunc.re working on semiconductors at a chip company by day breaking computers with https://ud2.rip and https://nullpt.rs by night 🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ more "personal" account, expect less filtering compared to usual posts on other platforms

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@celeste@router.sex · Feb 17, 2026

ICH HABE SNEAKER, SNEAKER VON JORDAN
SNEAKER VON NIKE, BITCH, ICH BIN HIGH WIE
ANDY LUBITZ ODER WIE SEIN FLUGSITZ
ICH FLIEGE GERMANWINGS UND FAHR' NICHT MIT DEM ZUG, BITCH
ICH HABE SNEAKER, SNEAKER VON JORDAN
SNEAKER VON NIKE, BITCH, ICH BIN HIGH WIE
ANDY LUBITZ ODER WIE SEIN FLUGSITZ
ICH FLIEGE GERMANWINGS UND FAHR' NICHT MIT DEM ZUG, BITCH

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