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There are some moments in life in which a sudden self-awareness of happiness hits - a moment in which you step back from yourself and realize that, in that instant, everything is good. A feeling of yo

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@certified_expert@lemmy.world in asklemmy · Mar 04, 2026

I honestly cannot remember.

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@certified_expert@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · Dec 17, 2025

Darn it… I see a door

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Alex Karp, the CEO of controversial tech company Palantir, raised eyebrows during a recent live interview with the New York Times. In a viral video of the discussion, Karp defended his company to the

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Alex Karp’s behavior is much better explained by cocaine. He may be neurodivergent, but he was still high as Giraffe pussy.

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@certified_expert@lemmy.world in technology · Dec 17, 2025

Hahahahahahahhahahahaah. Dude, I cannot stop laughing!

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My un-caffeninated brain doesn’t get it. Is it an allergic reaction or some other medical issue?

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They ate roughly: 4500 calories 500g sugar 216g fat 2250 mg sodium

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If it were a Costco 48 pack, that would be 13,434 calories, 653 grams of fat, 1.3kgs of pure sugar, and 206 grams of protein.

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@certified_expert@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · Dec 17, 2025

1.3 kg of sugar! Holy shit!

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@certified_expert@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · Dec 17, 2025

Dawn for the win. Need nothing else to get squeaky

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@certified_expert@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · Dec 15, 2025

Nah, please… let’s keep clank slop out

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They give no fucks about apex predators

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@certified_expert@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · Dec 14, 2025

Sorry, what??? Those guys exist?

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That would never be me. I’m constantly talking to myself. People think I’m crazy, but I think I’m just bursting with ideas!

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Dude you’re not alone, talk to myself all the time. When I am caught I just tell people I was needing an expert opinion. Its gets a good laugh and people don’t think I’m crazy. Agatha Christina would

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@certified_expert@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · Dec 13, 2025

Now @BetaBlake@lemmy.world is silent because of your “you are not alone”

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Me: scrolls Netflix for 30 minutes Also me: still can’t pick anything Enter What to Watch, a tiny AI that asks a few questions about your mood, time, and type of show, then just tells you what to watc

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Nobody here likes AI or advertisements. Post Corn or get the fuck out.

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@certified_expert@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · Dec 13, 2025

Not pro AI, here… but what’s the deal with corn?

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@certified_expert@lemmy.world in lemmyshitpost · Dec 13, 2025

Wait, is it supposed to still be a “secret”? I mean… with all the internet I would guess people already know it

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So horrible when this crap is used by all your family and friends

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@certified_expert@lemmy.world in memes · Dec 03, 2025

“I use signal. If you care about our friendship, you’ll install it too.” I have friends that got it just for me. I also lost some so-called “friends”

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