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@chad@retro.pizza
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New look! 🤩
Same flavor. 😩
I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars.
Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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super famichad
@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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super famichad
@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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super famichad
@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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4d ago
@plut0nian happy for you, hope you feel light and untethered but somehow more of this world
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super famichad
@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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super famichad
@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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@chad@retro.pizza
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4d ago
@carithlee @hannah there are actually two horses, one is in uniform
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@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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super famichad
@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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@chad@retro.pizza
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4d ago
fine, jorts.horse, I’ll look up “littoral”
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@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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super famichad
@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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4d ago
Yesterday is history. tomorrow’s a mystery. But today is a gift, and that’s why they call it 4/20
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@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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super famichad
@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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@chad@retro.pizza
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5d ago
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Apr 20th 2026 (Easy), in 05:12
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super famichad
@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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super famichad
@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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@chad@retro.pizza
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5d ago
worked harder on this than you might guess
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@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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super famichad
@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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@chad@retro.pizza
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5d ago
We all survived my first trip away from the girls. Nice to be home 😍
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@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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super famichad
@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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@chad@retro.pizza
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5d ago
I can’t imagine what I’d be like if I let myself have TikTok. I already get sucked into reading your shit-awful text posts all day .
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super famichad
@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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super famichad
@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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6d ago
How long do you think Daft Punk debated the name for Around the World?
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@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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super famichad
@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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@chad@retro.pizza
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Apr 12, 2026
Yo mama so fat she went for a swim in the Persian Gulf and blocked access to 20% of global oil supply
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@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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super famichad
@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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@chad@retro.pizza
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Apr 10, 2026
My Instacart shopper just sent me a photo of the space between some pallets at Costco where the San Pellegrino might have been if it were in stock, it’s so adorable
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@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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super famichad
@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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@chad@retro.pizza
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Apr 08, 2026
@kottke thanks! I just set up the eclipse on my lock screen and an earthrise as my home screen. It’s a cool transition because Earth takes the place of the Moon (and Sun) when I swipe up 😎
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@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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super famichad
@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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@chad@retro.pizza
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Apr 03, 2026
Jerk store announces series C, valued at YOU.
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@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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super famichad
@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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@chad@retro.pizza
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Apr 03, 2026
A third-party entity associated with the jerk store sent you a letter. Your data may have been compromised in a recent breach.
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@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
retro.pizza
super famichad
@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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@chad@retro.pizza
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Mar 31, 2026
@html5test @beanclock it’s nice to know there are still real artists out there
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@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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super famichad
@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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@chad@retro.pizza
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Mar 31, 2026
I also plead Not Guilty to getting drunk and flipping Tiger Woods’ car
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@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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super famichad
@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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@chad@retro.pizza
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Mar 21, 2026
“at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountain side.”
- me, disposing of the plastic container the Costco cake came in
- me, disposing of the plastic container the Costco cake came in
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@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
retro.pizza
super famichad
@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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@chad@retro.pizza
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Mar 20, 2026
all just one big meteorology innit bruv
what are you all the chief of
what are you all the chief of
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@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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super famichad
@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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@chad@retro.pizza
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Mar 20, 2026
It seems like there are maybe too many Chief Meteorologists out there
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@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
retro.pizza
super famichad
@chad@retro.pizza
New look! 🤩 Same flavor. 😩 I am a software engineer. I’m very much in dad mode. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.
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@chad@retro.pizza
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Mar 05, 2026
@plut0nian hold on nobody told me it features the Pacific Northwest
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