UK-based, minor internet wizard. I built the IMDb message boards. I ran the last.fm databases. I rendered the picture-books at Wonderbly. I survived Makeshift. Core engineer at Platform.sh. Many others lost to time. Rough like a ninja, stinging like a bee. I used to be @ cms on mastodon prime, but that place was getting crowded. My main fediverse account was @ cms over at the omg.lol indie web space for a _long_ while, but I finally relocated here so I can fulfill my internet destiny as @ cms here on my own server I enjoy using my block button. It's probably not personal.
UK-based, minor internet wizard. I built the IMDb message boards. I ran the last.fm databases. I rendered the picture-books at Wonderbly. I survived Makeshift. Core engineer at Platform.sh. Many others lost to time. Rough like a ninja, stinging like a bee. I used to be @ cms on mastodon prime, but that place was getting crowded. My main fediverse account was @ cms over at the omg.lol indie web space for a _long_ while, but I finally relocated here so I can fulfill my internet destiny as @ cms here on my own server I enjoy using my block button. It's probably not personal.
somehow managed to be surprised by being laid off, even though I started prepping for it in Jan, 🤣
So, officially looking for work again, anyone hiring ridiculously T-shaped wizards? UK, SE based (London) , ideally hybrid, or fully remote
https://www.beatworm.co.uk/images/cv-2026.pdf
I have astounding references, people love working with me.
#getFediHired #gotFediFired