no like i *actually* fucking hate it here
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/15/allbirds-bird-stock-shoes-ai.html
david celis
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🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
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david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
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david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
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Apr 14, 2026
wait why didn’t anyone tell me that Elle Fanning is in Death Stranding 2
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david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
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Apr 12, 2026
some random dude at this bar seriously just bought me a pour of Pappy Van Winkle 20 year. what the actual fuck
📍Tulip Shop Tavern / Portland / OR
📍Tulip Shop Tavern / Portland / OR
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david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
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Apr 11, 2026
stained glass hot dog at the Ladd’s 500???
📍Ladd Circle Park and Rose Gardens / Portland / OR
📍Ladd Circle Park and Rose Gardens / Portland / OR
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david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
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Apr 11, 2026
it’s been weeks and there still aren’t any websites for pokopia builds like the minecraft ones
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david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
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david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
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Apr 09, 2026
is anybody already building something like Untappd or BeerAdvocate but on ATProto? or should i?
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david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
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Apr 09, 2026
holy shit. this might be the first legit deli sandwich i’ve had in this city
📍Judah's Delicatessen / Portland / OR
📍Judah's Delicatessen / Portland / OR
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david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
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Apr 09, 2026
it’s one Guinness, Michael. what could it cost?
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david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
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Apr 07, 2026
crazy that we’re just supposed to keep maximizing shareholder value while WWIII kicks off, but yeah let’s all have a great Q2
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david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
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Mar 31, 2026
🗣️ The layoffs will continue until morale improves
https://thenextweb.com/news/oracle-layoffs-march-2026
https://thenextweb.com/news/oracle-layoffs-march-2026
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david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
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david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
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Mar 30, 2026
yes this is about a certain container registry
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david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
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Mar 28, 2026
back to normalcy i guess 😩
📍Portland International Airport / Portland / OR
📍Portland International Airport / Portland / OR
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david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
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Mar 28, 2026
SFO ✈️ PDX
📍San Francisco International Airport / San Francisco / CA
📍San Francisco International Airport / San Francisco / CA
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david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
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Mar 26, 2026
i would love SF so much if not for tech
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david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
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Mar 26, 2026
someone just ordered an iced cappuccino and an iced cortado?
???
📍Third Wheel Coffee / San Francisco / CA
???
📍Third Wheel Coffee / San Francisco / CA
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david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
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Mar 26, 2026
i started Octavia Butler’s “Parable of the Sower” recently and, folks:
woof
woof
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david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
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Mar 25, 2026
slept awful last night but holy shit, this Crabonara Udon is so rich it might put me right back to sleep
📍Katsuo + Kombu / San Francisco / CA
📍Katsuo + Kombu / San Francisco / CA
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david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
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Mar 24, 2026
ME AS A KID SEEING SELF-DRIVING CARS AND AI IN SCIENCE FICTION: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
ME AS AN ADULT SEEING SELF-DRIVING CARS AND AI IN REAL LIFE: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
ME AS AN ADULT SEEING SELF-DRIVING CARS AND AI IN REAL LIFE: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
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Mar 24, 2026
trying to start my day off right despite the DHH jumpscare
📍The Wild Fox / San Francisco / CA
📍The Wild Fox / San Francisco / CA
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david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
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Mar 24, 2026
even when he’s not being overtly racist, this guy is so fucking miserable. yet working with him is still worth it for some people, for some reason
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david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
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Mar 21, 2026
> As more software engineers use AI agents daily, there’s also more sloppy software, outages, quality issues, and even a slowdown in shipping velocity. What’s happening, and how do we solve it?
i feel like there are obvious answers here and yet people will make it seem like i’m crazy for suggesting them
https://newsletter.pragmaticengineer.com/p/are-ai-agents-actually-slowing-us
i feel like there are obvious answers here and yet people will make it seem like i’m crazy for suggesting them
https://newsletter.pragmaticengineer.com/p/are-ai-agents-actually-slowing-us
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david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
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Mar 13, 2026
🗣️ The layoffs will continue until morale improves
https://techcrunch.com/2026/03/12/atlassian-follows-blocks-footsteps-and-cuts-staff-in-the-name-of-ai/
https://techcrunch.com/2026/03/12/atlassian-follows-blocks-footsteps-and-cuts-staff-in-the-name-of-ai/
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david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
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Feb 15, 2026
these people have basically become addicted to gambling. think about it: they pour money into tokens, obsess about that leading to a good result, keep spending until and then well after that happens, never able to stop themselves from thinking about it. AI’s a slot machine.
https://bsky.app/profile/timkellogg.me/post/3mevhhd4lbs2b
https://bsky.app/profile/timkellogg.me/post/3mevhhd4lbs2b
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david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
david celis
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
xoxo.zone
@davidcelis@xoxo.zone
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Aug 29, 2025
GitHub straight up blocked a woman from the community org for writing this in the discussion about Grok in Copilot. The entire situation is growing exponentially more distasteful the longer they choose to censor rather than respond. This is just so, so shameful.
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