Draken BlackKnight
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(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own)
Witch since 1997
Married since 2003
Navy vet 1996-2000
Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie)
Modding Android since 2009
Preferred distro is Linux Mint
Anti-Meta
Anti-Musk
Fuck artificial "intelligence"
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Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
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(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
I don't need to. Listening to 30 seconds worth of any of his rambling speeches will sufficiently prove the Presidementia is out of what little mind he has left.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
RE: @ProgressivePower@newsie.social
I was in favor of Hillary answering for Benghazi. She did. They found nothing.
I am in favor of the Presidementia answering for this bullshit. I guarantee they will find every reason to jail him and his cronies.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
*Heath Ledger Joker voice* And here...we...go...
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/09/bluesky-ceo-jay-graber-toni-schneider.html
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
...did Charles Manson say that to the people who followed him?
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
Me: "Blueski has the same vulnerabilities that turned Twitter into the Nat-C bar it is today."
Blueski simps: "nO iT dOeSn'T! pRoVe It!"
Me: *points to the financial records*
I do have an account on the Blueski but 1) I hardly post there, 2) the email I used is an aliased one (Proton still has its uses in spite of the recent "subpoenaed payment info" thing), 3) I hardly post there and it's usually reposting bridged Mastodon toots, and 4) I'm only there for a few accounts.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
RE: @back2theRoot@chaos.social
Technohacker does not dance to the music
The music dances to Technohacker
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
This is The Bronx calling.
(1052 days left)
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Reactor
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
The guy on the left was a US Marine Lt. Colonel who was arrested and convicted for selling missiles to Iran.
The guy on the right is a Fox "news" *snicker* "military analyst" who says Iran shouldn't have missiles.
They're the same guy.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
President's Day is cancelled until we get a real President again.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
This is The Bronx calling.
(1069 days left)
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
Makes me jealous of South Korea, whose legislative branch had to break in to their own legislative chamber to vote on removing their own President from power when he pulled some martial law shit.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
David Koch was an evil fuck and is one of the reasons why I wish an afterlife dimension like Hell exists.
Fuck off with that "Don't speak ill of the dead" bullshit. That's only for that one relative who had a substance abuse problem, not someone who literally facilitated genocide.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
An update on my @furilabs@fosstodon.org FLX1s:
It doesn't read ALL of the T-Mobile 5G bands. That's okay. It's not a dealbreaker. This thing still functions as a cell phone and a powerful cyberdeck.
Trying to get the MicroSD card mounted as RW but won't let me chmod even as root.
I haven't been this excited about a phone since OnePlus was still developer-friendly.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.
(Legacy) Keeper of the Scroll of the Court of Lazarus (toots/boosts are my own) Witch since 1997 Married since 2003 Navy vet 1996-2000 Adopted 2 cats who were on YT's Kitten Academy (Tessa, Bombay from Port Oranges) and took in my mom's aging calico (Gracie) Modding Android since 2009 Preferred distro is Linux Mint Anti-Meta Anti-Musk Fuck artificial "intelligence" Please no DMs. Use either Signal or Session instead I autoblock reply guys Punch MAGAs. It's your patriotic duty.