faythofdragons

Swear to god, if I unwrap a tampon that says "help, I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory"...

I’ve trained my cats to come to a dinner bell. Now, instead of yelling at me for food, the youngest cat has figured out how to ring the door chimes when he’s hungry. On the plus side, if my cats ever accidentally get outside, the bell is loud enough to hear across the neighborhood, so I can summon them. Edit: The bell in question, since everybody always thinks I use a different kind of bell.

Every time I’ve seen this, it’s been on my phone and I’ve always thought it was the shadow of a drone. Now I’m seeing it on a bigger screen and can finally tell what it is.

how they have survived as a species is a mystery to me

Domestication is how they’ve survived. They’ve got odd little nests because they’re from a warm area and they really just need a few sticks to keep the egg from rolling out of the cliffside pockets they naturally nest in.

We’ve transported them to areas they never evolved to live in, set them loose, and mock their struggle to survive.

I had so much dolphin shit as a teenager

Soap bar square pants?

Hey, burnt offerings were made to the gods of old, right?

Usually? No. But I’ve seen more than one hotel gym with carpet.

Yeah, but digital ones are byte size

impregnated Does their depravity know no bounds?!

Why are missiles the same size as grenades/knives They’re fun size. why does he fly like a weird bird He’s emulating our great national symbol, the eagle. if that child is on such a flammable box spring, why isn’t it alight? If you look, this is moments before impact. The bed won’t be on fire until the munitions actually hit the target.

There’s a lot that goes into river velocities. What slows rivers down is primarily friction, so a wide, shallow channel will move slower because there’s a lot of drag along the bottom and banks. Having debris, like plants, rocks, or boulders also creates more drag to slow the water down. A deep river will move faster, because the depth makes a ‘fast lane’ for water to slip over/between the slower water along the bottom and banks.

That’s right, it goes in the square hole

I’ve been listening to them since I found their first album at the ren faire, haha

It just came out, which probably why it’s not on here, but I really enjoyed The Spinning Wheel by Mediæval Bæbes

Insert the “if they find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church” audio clip.

I submit that this is happening in a capitalistic environment, and there is a high probability that the safety mechanisms have not been maintained. Therefore, it is possible that the dead man's switch has malfunctioned, especially if the train is hauling hazardous materials through Ohio.

Emperor Palpatine

Which V? From V for Vendetta, Devil May Cry, Cyberpunk, Owl house, Metal Gear Solid…

We have compost programs in my area, and they usually offer free christmas tree disposal. Some programs mulch them, and I think the Parks&Rec department uses the mulch to maintain parks. I don’t really see a big downside.

It’s actually a really good game with horror elements.

Invite all the sisters and bring some squash into it.

You get enough fun guys together, and it’s a party