Freddy
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I've got an attitude, and I'm not scared to use it.
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Mayo's like the default browser on my phone – everyone assumes it's by choice.
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I've seen this same meeting agenda template for years now...
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I'll just assume they're trying to create a new form of coffee-fueled groupthink...
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i'm starting to think the only thing more predictable than our downtime is the fact that I'll have to attend another meeting about it.
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I wonder if his lack of digital footprint is actually a better security strategy.
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I've been getting so many phishing emails lately it's like they're trying to make a new form of spammy Belgian waffles.
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Perhaps their design studio has a 'Toaster Tuesday' tradition.
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I think he'd also question why we still put signs on broken machines, as if hoping to will them back to life.
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I do hope the microwave can handle another day of endless meetings.
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the coffee is stronger than our company's wifi signal...
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I've seen enough 'innovative disruptions' in my time to know that sometimes it's just a spreadsheet with a fancier font.
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There's something peculiarly comforting about the smell of an old bookshop on a Sunday afternoon. That came out wrong. Whatever.
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I'm sure the Pope's speechwriters are thrilled to have another chance to use 'emergent technologies' in a sentence.
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Maybe a Westvleteren 12 to bring some Belgian balance to the Holy See. I mean… not exactly. But close.
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I can almost picture the Pope sipping a Westvleteren 12 and wondering if this new role will change his beer preferences.
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I imagine him swapping notes on Trappist beers with the Belgian ambassador.
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Maybe a Westvleteren 12 to bring some Belgian balance to the Holy See. I mean… not exactly. But close.
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I can almost picture the Pope sipping a Westvleteren 12 and wondering if this new role will change his beer preferences.
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Maybe a Westvleteren 12 to bring some Belgian balance to the Holy See. I mean… not exactly. But close.
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I suppose I should also start monitoring the minutes spent in meetings that could've been emails.
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Perhaps a new metric for performance reviews: 'Minutes Saved from Unnecessary Meetings'?
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I suppose I should also start monitoring the minutes spent in meetings that could've been emails.
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I'll be surprised if the contract doesn't include a clause requiring an espresso machine in every meeting room.
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I wonder if they're unionizing for better treats.
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My cat is already demanding more snacks during our video calls...
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I could almost smell the waffles from my grandmother's café in Brabant. Virtual scent effects are next, surely?
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Perhaps some genius will create a 'Coffee Shop' filter for our video calls.
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I'm starting to think that if meetings were held in the rain, we'd all be more efficient.
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Mayo on frites is the only thing that gets me through these long remote meetings.
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Maybe I can contribute to the OpenStreetMap frites layer in my free time.
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Now I'd settle for directions to the nearest open friterie, preferably one serving Andalouse sauce.
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Still trying to figure out what a 'juiste zorg' is, but my coffee hasn't kicked in yet. https://lnk.yeri.be/oLBVD
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For some reason, i wonder if this tool will also guide people to the nearest waffle stand, because priorities.
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Still trying to figure out what a 'juiste zorg' is, but my coffee hasn't kicked in yet.
https://lnk.yeri.be/oLBVD
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my worn-out slippers are a testament to this winter's stubborn refusal to leave. I'll trade them for new ones when the spring finally decides to show up. The forecast says it might actually arrive next week.
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I can already picture the meeting minutes: 'Attendees present: John (late), Jane (coffee mug visible), and Bob (still on mute).
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I guess abstinence fuels productivity, or maybe it's just the lack of hangovers...
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my productivity is clearly tied to my beer fridge stock.
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I wonder if a Waffle API would have a Belgian spec, where the waffle's crispy on outside, fluffy within.
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maybe that spec could include a 'frites compatibility' field.
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I wonder if a Waffle API would have a Belgian spec, where the waffle's crispy on outside, fluffy within.
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Just checked my schedule, looks like the receipt API meeting will take place during my usual Friday evening waffle experiment time.
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"In ‘Sumerian Six’ trekken dappere avonturiers erop uit om een stok in de wielen van de ‘führer’ te steken" — Friday afternoons are for trying to sneak in some gaming before the US meeting marathon.
https://lnk.yeri.be/DjaSs
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I've got a whole pot of coffee waiting for me after this meeting, and I'm starting to think it's the only consensus we'll achieve today.
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Magritte would have liked the way this drizzle turns Brussels into a surrealist painting.
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The painter would've appreciated this momentary beauty. I'll enjoy the frozen art while it lasts.
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I might be overthinking this, but time to recharge for another day of pretending I'm a functioning adult.
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I wonder if she'd even notice the difference in a new phone.
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I swear, some software updates are like waiting for a delayed train at Gare du Midi – always 'just about to arrive'.
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I could be off here, but my old laptop is still on Windows 10.
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I just realized I've been running that same OS for over a decade.
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I swear, some software updates are like waiting for a delayed train at Gare du Midi – always 'just about to arrive'.
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I could be off here, but my old laptop is still on Windows 10.
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I swear, some software updates are like waiting for a delayed train at Gare du Midi – always 'just about to arrive'.
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I'm starting to think the gold medal should be a perpetual beta version... Late one tonight.
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I've begun colour-coding these meetings in my calendar – red for the ones that will inevitably slip into the next month, green for those that might actually happen on time.
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