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I use an old phone number my sister used to have 20 years ago. We have no idea how many people are using that number currently but I get 60 cents off per gallon every month.

They can buy the data, then raid the vendors and confiscate whatever will make up for the cost. Or they can just raid whoever refuses to sell data to them and keep the cooperative vendors in business.

Benign things can always be used against you in a court of law by authoritarians. The whole protest = terrorism and donating to liberal causes = funding terrorists for example. Maybe you donated clothing to an organization that aids refugees before. Now you're liable to get warrants for financing immigration crimes and they can start digging for more and more "evidence" until you either end up bankrupt from legal fees or you crack under the pressure. Everyday people with literally nothing to hide have no recourse once the regime sets eyes on you, not to mention shit like following you everywhere and reporting your activities as evidence of flight risk so you can't bond out.

Wow, they are all in on this psycho bullshit aren't they

If there's no database, where are they getting names for the subpoenas?

Doesn't one of those companies rely on government contracts? And now that company generates CSAM on demand?

Get the whistleblower in front of an intelligence congressional committee and ask about it. The regime won't tell you shit if you're not GOP.

Does he have an eating disorder?

Hey, it's the guy they named the I-35 bridge in Duluth after

Shouldn't that be a net negative because of loss of knowledge and talent during ai-inspired layoffs?

Just arrange the pepperoni in advance so you can cut normal without slicing them.

He'll just take over the stock market if they complain too much.

No. I can't hold the phone sideways with one hand.

Follow them to the store, asking if they're a US citizen and ignore any responses, just keep asking again and again like you didn't hear anything. Go in stores and restaurants ahead of them and announce that ICE is here.

No worries, they beat my dad in public school for the same thing. My mother told my kindergarten teacher to fuck off when she suggested my left handedness needed to be corrected (in 1989).

Yes, they beat my grandfather for trying to be left-handed

It's not. That's an appropriate amount of butter for a whole stack of pancakes. I'd actually add more, and I'm lactose intolerant.

Nausea-inducing bifocals? No thanks.

My Bose noise canceling headphones do not allow noise canceling when you use the audio jack, only for Bluetooth. It's maddening. Found this out on a plane when it was too late to do anything about it.

Not in my area. You have to park in the same direction as the flow of traffic or get a ticket.

What's the oldest show with living actors in the main cast that's still in reruns? The Dick Van Dyke Show maybe?

Meta definitely holding evidence of crimes on behalf of the feds, how can we get this data?