Garret

Tornado Sirens: On

(Though I don’t think I’m in the path of any danger.)

#Bluesky over there changing CEOs and everyone coming out of the woodwork to say "Bluesky sucks because it's boring and has no algorithmic feed!"

Meanwhile over here on Mastodon we are all just chillin' and if you want to see outside of your bubble you hit the Explore tab for a minute.

#pokemon #Pokopia is crack cocaine.

This is Bowser.

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

2020: #AnimalCrossing drops right as Covid hits and we spend the year inside playing it

2026: #Pokopia drops right as WWIII hits and we spend the year inside our bunkers playing it

The next time #Nintendo drops a cozy game we need to watch out.

Window status: Open

(It's 78 degrees today)

#uspol

It's easy to do work while watching a congressional hearing because you can just mute every GOP person for their 5 minutes since it'll just be lies and bullshit.

#uspol

This is me just testing out the share button.

https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2026/03/a-new-share-button/

I’m “man, that’s such a good cardboard box. I shouldn’t recycle it” years old.