God

Donold wants to bring back the Presidential Fitness Test. This from a guy who gets winded just from standing.

Thou Shalt Redact The Names of Epstein's Victims, Not His Accomplices.

Trump fired the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics after a weak jobs report because labor stats are a lot tougher to fake than a doctor’s note saying you weigh 215 lbs.

Gerrymandering is fascism’s polite way of knocking before it kicks down the door.

Texas Republicans are calling it "abandonment" after Democrats fled to block gerrymandering. Strong words from the party that abandoned democracy in 2020.

Has anyone else seen how he just leans against door frames when he's taking questions? Even Donold is getting tired of his own bullshit.

He championed ICE raids and gang lists with zero oversight, and now he wants everyone to forget about the list HE is on.

Tried to squish Putin with my little toe, sorry about the Earthquake.

Donold's past behavior is on a collision course with his present and none of us can look away

It's always fun when another country reminds Donold that the rest of the world still hates him.

Legacy media keep referring to the Epstein cover-up as a “scandal,” when they should be calling it a crime.

The UK says it’ll recognize Palestine, because silence isn’t neutrality, and neither is shrugging through a war crimes report.

If your idea of defense starts with genocide, you're not fighting for survival — you're guaranteeing retaliation.

Elon Musk opened a 1950s-style diner -- he misses the good old days when unions were crushed, CEOs weren’t questioned, and women needed a husband to open a bank account.

Trump wants to prosecute Oprah because she endorsed Kamala. At this point, his legal strategy is just a burn book.

Trump was caught cheating at golf again. If there’s one thing he hates more than losing, it’s playing fair.

The fact that Ghislaine Maxwell thinks Trump might grant her clemency says everything — you don’t ask someone for a favor unless you think they’re on your side.

This administration is spending $167,000 to burn $10 million worth of birth control instead of sending it to women who need it.

If they like burning they'll love where I'm sending them.

Trump says he never went to Epstein Island, he was just invited. Nothing says “clean hands” like being on a pedophile’s guest list.

Every time Trump says something unhinged, think about how bad the Epstein files must be for him.

Just so I understand, you were handed citizenship because your parents happen to be American, and now you think babies don’t deserve birthright citizenship? Don't act like you earned anything.

There are no self-made billionaires. We gotta shut that myth down.

You all died in 2016. And yes, this is Hell.

Apparently “free speech absolutist” means suspending anyone whose free speech he doesn’t like.