Grampa

"why don't you put your bag on your lap?" this is my work bag, its place is with the dirt and the filth

I think it says a lot that the big stuff for computer touchers, like github and aws, are limping along and failing all over the place, while smaller, more modern tools like popular news aggregator jorts dot horse are doing just fine running on one Dell desktop at the bottom of an ancient, forgotten piss cistern somewhere in an uninhabited region of southern ohio

Looking for the positive, it's actually really cool to see an image of the earth from the other side of the moon from when I was one of the people on that orb

slug merchant

Some horses wear hair extensions

I have a memory of a bunch of people crawling around, like, a big spider web and singing about how they love me?

We're really just standing around saying "you can't do war crimes, they're illegal" huh

Pissover

I need to figure out something I can perform as part of my self-prescribed exposure therapy. Going for this energy https://youtu.be/kWVFEVWJMz8

Reports coming in that Jesus Christ has engaged the holy roman empire in fulfilling his zombification fetish

Let us all gather round the common-hole

Stargates are real, I saw one in Wyoming made of antlers

Alan Alda personally finances all my posts

Who among us has never had a big tiddy husband