Your least favourite PHP hater’s least favourite programmer. RetailMeNot Group DEI hire, building global shopper loyalty infrastructure from my snowy Fortress In Exile in Canada. I used to write books and go to PHP conferences to shout at people to write tests for their PHP code. Still a legend in the eyes of some. https://grumpy-learning.com
Your least favourite PHP hater’s least favourite programmer. RetailMeNot Group DEI hire, building global shopper loyalty infrastructure from my snowy Fortress In Exile in Canada. I used to write books and go to PHP conferences to shout at people to write tests for their PHP code. Still a legend in the eyes of some. https://grumpy-learning.com
The pinko commie in me also points out that I might be a dogshit programmer but I do know my focus on “how do we prove this works in a repeatable way” has value, even as my peers bring themselves to orgasm over “agentic coding”, “I can run the debugger in production”, “who needs IDE’s”, and “I will take your shit and claim it’s mine”.