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Johanna Bates

@hanabel@front-end.social
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Overly-seasoned web developer, co-owner of DevCollaborative, nonprofit web technologist, CSS fan, #a11y lover, feminist killjoy, questioner of binaries n' dichotomies. Most posts auto delete.

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Joined November 18, 2022
Co-founder, co-owner:
https://devcollaborative.com/
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Johanna Bates
@hanabel@front-end.social

Overly-seasoned web developer, co-owner of DevCollaborative, nonprofit web technologist, CSS fan, # a11y lover, feminist killjoy, questioner of binaries n' dichotomies. Most posts auto delete. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Johanna Bates
Johanna Bates
@hanabel@front-end.social

Overly-seasoned web developer, co-owner of DevCollaborative, nonprofit web technologist, CSS fan, # a11y lover, feminist killjoy, questioner of binaries n' dichotomies. Most posts auto delete. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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@hanabel@front-end.social · Feb 16, 2026

I want to posit that US Presidents Day is the perfect day for watching the original Point Break because it has the following elements:

US presidents, in their finest form
Keanu as Lori Petty's girlfriend
Keanu as Patrick Swayze's boyfriend
A fuck the police ending

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Johanna Bates
@hanabel@front-end.social

Overly-seasoned web developer, co-owner of DevCollaborative, nonprofit web technologist, CSS fan, # a11y lover, feminist killjoy, questioner of binaries n' dichotomies. Most posts auto delete. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Johanna Bates
Johanna Bates
@hanabel@front-end.social

Overly-seasoned web developer, co-owner of DevCollaborative, nonprofit web technologist, CSS fan, # a11y lover, feminist killjoy, questioner of binaries n' dichotomies. Most posts auto delete. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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@hanabel@front-end.social · Feb 10, 2026

So I left the ER this morning with instructions to maintain a BRAT diet and I was like “I will only listen to Charli xcx I promise” and that joke fell flat unfortunately

I can tell you however that Field Day brand saltines are greatly superior to 365 saltines

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Johanna Bates
@hanabel@front-end.social

Overly-seasoned web developer, co-owner of DevCollaborative, nonprofit web technologist, CSS fan, # a11y lover, feminist killjoy, questioner of binaries n' dichotomies. Most posts auto delete. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Johanna Bates
Johanna Bates
@hanabel@front-end.social

Overly-seasoned web developer, co-owner of DevCollaborative, nonprofit web technologist, CSS fan, # a11y lover, feminist killjoy, questioner of binaries n' dichotomies. Most posts auto delete. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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@hanabel@front-end.social · Feb 07, 2026

I’m in a queer bar with a glass splinter waiting for my partner to cone back from CVS with a tweezers ama

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Johanna Bates
@hanabel@front-end.social

Overly-seasoned web developer, co-owner of DevCollaborative, nonprofit web technologist, CSS fan, # a11y lover, feminist killjoy, questioner of binaries n' dichotomies. Most posts auto delete. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Johanna Bates
Johanna Bates
@hanabel@front-end.social

Overly-seasoned web developer, co-owner of DevCollaborative, nonprofit web technologist, CSS fan, # a11y lover, feminist killjoy, questioner of binaries n' dichotomies. Most posts auto delete. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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@hanabel@front-end.social · Feb 05, 2026

RE: @wayback_exe@muffin.industries

1998 AI homepage

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Johanna Bates
@hanabel@front-end.social

Overly-seasoned web developer, co-owner of DevCollaborative, nonprofit web technologist, CSS fan, # a11y lover, feminist killjoy, questioner of binaries n' dichotomies. Most posts auto delete. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Johanna Bates
Johanna Bates
@hanabel@front-end.social

Overly-seasoned web developer, co-owner of DevCollaborative, nonprofit web technologist, CSS fan, # a11y lover, feminist killjoy, questioner of binaries n' dichotomies. Most posts auto delete. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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@hanabel@front-end.social · Feb 03, 2026

Yeah Signal is down

Can I trade that for a Slack outage instead? Please? I am begging

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Johanna Bates
@hanabel@front-end.social

Overly-seasoned web developer, co-owner of DevCollaborative, nonprofit web technologist, CSS fan, # a11y lover, feminist killjoy, questioner of binaries n' dichotomies. Most posts auto delete. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Johanna Bates
Johanna Bates
@hanabel@front-end.social

Overly-seasoned web developer, co-owner of DevCollaborative, nonprofit web technologist, CSS fan, # a11y lover, feminist killjoy, questioner of binaries n' dichotomies. Most posts auto delete. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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@hanabel@front-end.social · Feb 03, 2026

I think Signal is down? Why can't the other things go down instead please

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Johanna Bates
@hanabel@front-end.social

Overly-seasoned web developer, co-owner of DevCollaborative, nonprofit web technologist, CSS fan, # a11y lover, feminist killjoy, questioner of binaries n' dichotomies. Most posts auto delete. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Johanna Bates
Johanna Bates
@hanabel@front-end.social

Overly-seasoned web developer, co-owner of DevCollaborative, nonprofit web technologist, CSS fan, # a11y lover, feminist killjoy, questioner of binaries n' dichotomies. Most posts auto delete. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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@hanabel@front-end.social · Feb 02, 2026

oh damn somehow liquid glass spilled over my devices and now they're low-contrast and annoying af to use

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Johanna Bates
@hanabel@front-end.social

Overly-seasoned web developer, co-owner of DevCollaborative, nonprofit web technologist, CSS fan, # a11y lover, feminist killjoy, questioner of binaries n' dichotomies. Most posts auto delete. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Johanna Bates
Johanna Bates
@hanabel@front-end.social

Overly-seasoned web developer, co-owner of DevCollaborative, nonprofit web technologist, CSS fan, # a11y lover, feminist killjoy, questioner of binaries n' dichotomies. Most posts auto delete. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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@hanabel@front-end.social · Jan 29, 2026

My offering for Goblin Week is this mood I find myself in

in this here winter 2026

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Johanna Bates
@hanabel@front-end.social

Overly-seasoned web developer, co-owner of DevCollaborative, nonprofit web technologist, CSS fan, # a11y lover, feminist killjoy, questioner of binaries n' dichotomies. Most posts auto delete. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Johanna Bates
Johanna Bates
@hanabel@front-end.social

Overly-seasoned web developer, co-owner of DevCollaborative, nonprofit web technologist, CSS fan, # a11y lover, feminist killjoy, questioner of binaries n' dichotomies. Most posts auto delete. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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@hanabel@front-end.social · Jan 29, 2026

"Gen X is more confident in Al than any other generation. See the new Linkedin data."

hahahahha

No

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Johanna Bates
@hanabel@front-end.social

Overly-seasoned web developer, co-owner of DevCollaborative, nonprofit web technologist, CSS fan, # a11y lover, feminist killjoy, questioner of binaries n' dichotomies. Most posts auto delete. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Johanna Bates
Johanna Bates
@hanabel@front-end.social

Overly-seasoned web developer, co-owner of DevCollaborative, nonprofit web technologist, CSS fan, # a11y lover, feminist killjoy, questioner of binaries n' dichotomies. Most posts auto delete. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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@hanabel@front-end.social · Jan 22, 2026

It’s the most cold, dark, bleak, hardest time of year right

In an Extra Bad Time

right

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Johanna Bates
@hanabel@front-end.social

Overly-seasoned web developer, co-owner of DevCollaborative, nonprofit web technologist, CSS fan, # a11y lover, feminist killjoy, questioner of binaries n' dichotomies. Most posts auto delete. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Johanna Bates
Johanna Bates
@hanabel@front-end.social

Overly-seasoned web developer, co-owner of DevCollaborative, nonprofit web technologist, CSS fan, # a11y lover, feminist killjoy, questioner of binaries n' dichotomies. Most posts auto delete. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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@hanabel@front-end.social · Jan 20, 2026

it's a "smart scale" with an app to "achieve my goals"

this is shitty for everyone, including folks with any kind of disordered eating challenges

enshittificaiton knows no bounds

no bounds at all

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Johanna Bates
@hanabel@front-end.social

Overly-seasoned web developer, co-owner of DevCollaborative, nonprofit web technologist, CSS fan, # a11y lover, feminist killjoy, questioner of binaries n' dichotomies. Most posts auto delete. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Johanna Bates
Johanna Bates
@hanabel@front-end.social

Overly-seasoned web developer, co-owner of DevCollaborative, nonprofit web technologist, CSS fan, # a11y lover, feminist killjoy, questioner of binaries n' dichotomies. Most posts auto delete. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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@hanabel@front-end.social · Jan 10, 2026

RE: @wayback_exe@muffin.industries

Updated & Expanded Edition

Cyberenshittification
Cyberdystopia
Cyberhellscape
Cybershitshow
Cyberregret

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