hedge_lord

It is too… clean? The lighting is too “perfect”. Each object is an idea rather than an image to be interpreted. It conforms to what instagram considers to be realistic. This is a mirror of human delusion averaged and contorted to gaze into itself, and as such I abhor it.

You’re making me so corny right now

What logically follows is that I need to be as weird and eccentric as possible in order to counteract the memetic contagion of a lovecraftian averaging machine.

A quick search tells me that human hair grows at an average of 15cm per year, humans have an average of 100,000 hairs on their heads, and that the average human lives for 72 years. So the average human would have 10,800km of hair waiting for them in heaven by the time of their death. Which is a lot of hair. I'd be interested to know the mass of the hair but google is terrible and I am fed up with trying to find information that isn't just fluff.

If foreskins get into heaven, then I'd expect that all of my fallen hairs would be there too. That would be like... a lot of hair