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@hteasley@mastodon.scot
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Just this guy. He/Him.
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Watching the new Dinosaurs show on Netflix... Ep 2, allosaurus is about to attack a stego, and Morgan Freeman is saying, "but the Stegosaurus has evolved the perfect weapon..." and I'm giddy with excitment. "SAY IT! SAY IT!"
"...called the thagomizer."
YES!
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This is disgusting. #GOP #TrumpIsAFascist @PabloMartini@climatejustice.social
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When they started talking tech and it was just nonsense. "The IP address is cross-ported to the router VPN's motherboard. I can hack this."
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Your "family values" Republican party...
Also, can I just say that "Wesley Dingus" is the most made-up white man name ever? If you took marshmallow fluff on Wonder bread and bewitched it to become human, it would name itself "Wesley Dingus" and vote Republican.
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Go fuck yourselves, @nytimes@mediastodon.com
Just fuck all the way off. You're a joke.
#Politics #GOP #Epstein #TrumpIsAPedophile
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My favorite thing about the Internet has always been the kung fu movie trope, "bandits try to mug frail-looking 120-year-old blind man, who turns out to be the martial arts equivalent of an Abrams tank".
You often don't know if you're dealing with an ordinary schmoe, or the guy who will effortlessly own you, and Mr Bryant made the wrong bet.
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Phoebe the Insane Bulldog, with Edgrr the Gentleman Boston, at the dog park. The short-king pocket bully on the left was *all about* Phoebe, but she was having none of it. #DogsOfMastodon #Dogs #Fedidogs #Mastodog #Mondog
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