& Proud | 💘 
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:v_lesbian: :flag_trixic: :flag_enbian: :verifiedomnisexual: :nd: :hiv: & Proud | 💘 # LoveOfMyLife | ❤️ # MyAdoredDaughter | 🐈 I talk with animals "You can never have too much, nor even enough, pink in your life" ~~~ Elle Woods (paraphrased) 🤠 A lonesome cow-enby - and a long way from home... 🧑🔬 Inventor of the *******-slur 💛 Veteran Software Witchzard 🤍 Software Archeologist & Modernizer 💜 Lover of Simple Code 🖤 Alt Text Connoisseur 🏃 Follow Requests: accepted after a successful vibe check 💬 I don't boost images without alt text - ever! ❤️🔥 BACK FROM HELL 🥵 🫂 is an OFFER... "Curzon, my beloved old friend." - "I'm Jadzia now." - "Jadzia, my beloved old friend." 🥹🥹🥹 Lover of all types of animals, servant to two cats ( # Batman & # CatWoman aka Mimi), beloved friend of one helper dog ( # Aylin 😢26.10.2025). Lover of humanity, but sometimes I struggle with what it does. ~ "Saying that I'm going to start calling you 'Celesterious' probably undermines your point about being too serious to be roasted." - The Notorious SymTrkl ~ "Also, I think “lonesome cow-enby” needs to go in your profile somewhere. 🤠 - sophiesometimes ~ "For me, you have always been a trans femme enby" - The Beautiful Kristina (probably reading smut) ~ "2 part girl, 1 part guy, shaken and poured over ice" - Estel🧝♀️🌶️🔞 ~ "Your nickname/quick-reference in my head: (textual: Imdat) (emotional: the one who loves freely) (visual: a smile in sunglasses)" - Lona Theartlav ~ "hyper-femme butch lesbian - I feel like this shouldn't make *any* sense, yet somehow via the power of gender I think it does?" - purple is... ~ "Beautiful, efficient, deadly. The Spy Who I Loved." - Anonymous PFP: Me, a Zashiri Warashi Banner: A meteor falling in an ocean on a strange planet (where I used to live before it became a desert😔) ---
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:v_lesbian: :flag_trixic: :flag_enbian: :verifiedomnisexual: :nd: :hiv: & Proud | 💘 # LoveOfMyLife | ❤️ # MyAdoredDaughter | 🐈 I talk with animals "You can never have too much, nor even enough, pink in your life" ~~~ Elle Woods (paraphrased) 🤠 A lonesome cow-enby - and a long way from home... 🧑🔬 Inventor of the *******-slur 💛 Veteran Software Witchzard 🤍 Software Archeologist & Modernizer 💜 Lover of Simple Code 🖤 Alt Text Connoisseur 🏃 Follow Requests: accepted after a successful vibe check 💬 I don't boost images without alt text - ever! ❤️🔥 BACK FROM HELL 🥵 🫂 is an OFFER... "Curzon, my beloved old friend." - "I'm Jadzia now." - "Jadzia, my beloved old friend." 🥹🥹🥹 Lover of all types of animals, servant to two cats ( # Batman & # CatWoman aka Mimi), beloved friend of one helper dog ( # Aylin 😢26.10.2025). Lover of humanity, but sometimes I struggle with what it does. ~ "Saying that I'm going to start calling you 'Celesterious' probably undermines your point about being too serious to be roasted." - The Notorious SymTrkl ~ "Also, I think “lonesome cow-enby” needs to go in your profile somewhere. 🤠 - sophiesometimes ~ "For me, you have always been a trans femme enby" - The Beautiful Kristina (probably reading smut) ~ "2 part girl, 1 part guy, shaken and poured over ice" - Estel🧝♀️🌶️🔞 ~ "Your nickname/quick-reference in my head: (textual: Imdat) (emotional: the one who loves freely) (visual: a smile in sunglasses)" - Lona Theartlav ~ "hyper-femme butch lesbian - I feel like this shouldn't make *any* sense, yet somehow via the power of gender I think it does?" - purple is... ~ "Beautiful, efficient, deadly. The Spy Who I Loved." - Anonymous PFP: Me, a Zashiri Warashi Banner: A meteor falling in an ocean on a strange planet (where I used to live before it became a desert😔) ---
A grandma and a young guy are in the kitchen preparing dinner.
Grandma: "Son, can you please go to the neighbors and ask them for some salt?"
Grandson: "Grandma, we have tons of salt at home, why do you want me to ask the neighbors for it?"
Grandma: "Money seems to be very tight with them, they regularly ask us for something. We should also ask them for something so that they don't feel bad."