Ian Davis
@id1om@mastodonapp.uk
mastodon
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Joined November 07, 2022
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Monday.
Cat is an early bird (?) again.
Facilitator not so much.
Again.
But...
New week.
New things.
New supply of tuna.
New biscuits.
New possibilities.
Adventure!
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Sunday.
Cat despairs.
He's SO difficult to wake up today.
Yesterday was fine.
EASY.
C'mon.
No, scritches are NO substitute.
Now.
At LAST.
A run.
Tuna!
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Saturday.
Cat had a flurry of activity at 6:30.
A leap onto facilitator woke him up.
Hai cat.
Scritch.
Cat was satisfied.
No further disturbance.
Rationing is the order of the day.
Today.
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Tuesday.
Cat has been out in the sunshine today.
It's glorious.
Now she is asleep.
Sunshine isn't everything.
Both are bliss.
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Monday.
Cat wakes facilitator.
It's the urgent wake.
Threats to knock over.
Better get up fast thinks facilitator.
There you go.
?
Cat has gone.
Back in the window.
What was all that about?
Sigh.
Have a good week.
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Saturday.
You're too slow facilitator.
Cat wants to go out.
She is very patient.
Scritches are very welcome.
There is a process cat.
Clothes must go on.
Beds must be left.
Stairs are there.
Here's the door.
See you soon.
For tuna.
Yes yes.
Tuna.
Bye.
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Friday.
Cat is fast asleep.
Facilitator is trying to work out how being asleep would result in a score of 11/10 for a 'how cute is cat rn' question.
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Wednesday.
Goodness cat.
Sunshine.
Cat had no hesitation this morning.
She dashed out.
Twice.
There must be tuna in between.
It is ESSENTIAL.
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Tuesday.
Cat is taking it easy today.
Why go out when tuna is plated on demand.
Plenty of time for scampering later.
For now it's important to zzz.
The sunshine can wait.
All in good time.
Enjoy peace.
Purr purr
Purr
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Monday.
Cat is fast asleep.
The morning activities have worn her out.
Wake facilitator.
Demand food.
Ignore food.
Go out.
Come in.
Eat food.
Survey domain.
Demand second breakfast.
Go out again.
Come in again.
Eat second breakfast.
Crash.
zzz.
All a bit like everyone's week.
Hope it's a good one :-)
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Sunday.
How kind was cat today.
Relented.
Let facilitator sleep on.
After trying from 6:30 of course.
There are standards to be met.
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Saturday.
Cat was extremely persistent today.
Wake up!
Wake!
Half asleep facilitator reached out.
And scritched.
Hang on.
That's flat.
Eww.
I'm scritching the cat's bum.
Honestly cat.
Don't wake me half asleep.
Eww.
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Monday.
Oh my.
Sunshine.
There you go cat.
Cat springs out into the day.
The pigeons are watching.
Nervously.
But cat is oblivious.
She has a territory to prowl and scamper.
Important business.
Go. Go!
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Friday.
Cat wants facilitator up.
At 5:30!
Sorry cat.
That's not happening.
Perhaps cat is concerned.
After all.
It's Friday...
the 13th.
:-O
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Friday.
Cat wants facilitator up.
At 5:30!
Sorry cat.
That's not happening.
Perhaps cat is concerned.
After all it is Friday...
The 13th.
:-O
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Thursday.
Cat is fast asleep.
It was a good run this morning.
And
After a serious run
Comes serious recuperation.
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Wednesday.
Cat is alert today.
In the moment.
Running out in the NO RAIN.
This is CORRECT.
Other days were WRONG.
Go. Go.
Seek.
Be.
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Monday.
Hai cat.
Facilitator needs full sleep today.
Busy weekend.
Patience.
( cat loves early starts - too early )
All is routine today.
Cat and facilitator spin up at 7:30.
And breakfasts follow.
Have a great week!
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Thursday.
Cat is bouncy today.
Hai cat.
Let's see what the day has to offer...
Cat rushes out into the world.
Yes! Joy!
Human rushes into the online space...
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Monday.
Something has energised cat today.
She greets facilitator when he wakes.
Oh, hai cat.
*scritch*
*purr*
Let's get the week going.
🐱 tuna!
👨yep!
Have a great, energetic week!
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Sunday.
Cat watches facilitator eat his late breakfast.
Not for her, late food.
Her bowl was empty when he got up.
She enjoys eating in peace.
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Saturday.
Cat is behind me resting.
Something I think she has mastered.
Yet still she practises.
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Friday.
Cat is not interested in going out today.
Only breakfast.
There is sun outside.
No rain.
But the bedroom window is best.
A high vantage point.
To view the hurly burly.
What's that cat?
Oh.
There is no hurly or burly.
Just Charlie the ginger cat.
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Thursday.
Cat is awake.
Alert.
And on her pad.
Bepadded?
Not for cat the hassle of food.
Or movement.
After all, she's not a facilitator.
Just cat.
At rest.
Cosy.
Cat.
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