Dumb Idiot Retard

@Junes@clubcyberia.co

@mushroom_soup@poa.st >Yeah I don't want my face to get hit with UV light and get wrinkly. >But my tits? My huge stonking bazonkers? Everyone's gonna want to see those. My shoulders too. Fuck it, we ball.

@detondev@social.linux.pizza >Fuck off we're full

@sun Is it even "my government" if I keep vooting for people who keep reneging on everything they say they're going to do?

@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co SIRI ISOLATE THIS ANIME GIRL'S ASS DOUBLE SCALE DOUBLE SCALE AGAIN PERFECT, UPLOAD THAT GIANT ASS TO MY PLEROMA ACCOUNT, UNSPOILERED NOW MAKE A THREAD ON 4CHAN /g/ ABOUT HOW iTODDLERS ARE ALL GAY

@lebronjames75

@cell@shitposter.world @vii@dsmc.space @pwm@darkdork.dev

@hfaust Brand new demon, same as the old demon

@lain Can't wait to meet her.

@Gran3Walder what he do? #FreeBigPig

@sickburnbro I'd love to go out and try Sara Lee bread to see if it triggers my allergy, but it's probably the same deal as the Lone Star Tick causing red meat allergies, my immune system is probably already trained to see this shit as AIDS. The worst part? Gluten-free bread is $7 for a miniature loaf. Sometimes the bread slices are misshapen concave so there's barely any bread to the slice. I'd bake my own but I'm not sure I can afford that either.

@eris@yourwalls.today >Classic Bethesda game >like Skyrim

@smugumin He boughted?

@tyler I was devastated to find out that the ifunny front page is shorts/reels but you don't have to log in and they're actually funny.

@noyoushutthefuckupdad I feel like my parents threatening to beat the shit out of me if I lied was honest, but it was a missed opportunity to forget to teach me how to lie. I'm too honest and it keeps biting me in the ass.

@monsterislandcolonizer Please don’t pretend like they don’t know that ✨ someone ✨ using your IP address is really into anime tits and ass.

@kaia SOVL OVERLOAD

@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co What makes you think process naming is a good metric?

@Junes@clubcyberia.co It says here that you've spent over $1000 a month sending money to... someone called Colleen? And why do you have so many paintings of pigs all over your house?

@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co The slopalisk is really good at recipes for exactly what you want. "I want to make sloppy joes in my crock pot in one pot but I only have chicken" BOOM perfect every time. The robot has been trained to shitpost and cook.

@RatPoster @NAF_Daily WARIO LAND 3 STILL THE GOAT

@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co @anemone@ebiverse.social shrimpticuffs

@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co It's only january and the hottest album of the year already dropped?

@smugumin@poa.st >Copyright lawyers when all the modders scatter to different instances and become even more difficult to litigate and control

@PurpCat@clubcyberia.co Too busy fighting the last war to worry about current events. Why aren't you more worried about which smelly cum-encrusted incelpad is the true scotsman of being free enough for normal people to use?

@PurpCat@clubcyberia.co This doesn't mention the two GIGANTIC popups you get hit with every time you go there now >SIGN IN WITH GOOGLE YOU CAN SIGN IN WITH GOOGLE DO YOU WANT TO SIGN IN TO STACK OVERFLOW WITH YOUR GOOGLE ACCOUNT CLICK HERE TO SIGN IN WITH GOOGLE >WE USE COOKIES IN ORDER TO TRACK YOU HERE IS OUR EUROPEAN-MANDATED COOKIE WARNING DO YOU WANT TO ENABLE ALL COOKIES OR JUST SOME COOKIES BECAUSE THERE'S A DIFFERENCE SOMEHOW And the size of both of them is SO FUCKING BIG FOR NO REASON that you have to manually close both before you can read what you had intended on reading. GOD FORBID YOU DIDN'T HAVE AN ADBLOCKER.

@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co Full name Scamuel Guard.

@newmodel >People without experience over 30

@RustyCrab COMING SOON: WE'RE RENAMING THE PROJECT TO PODANTI TO BETTER REFLECT THE PROJECT'S GOALS

@lain This is just a rerun of Boomer adulthood, and I’m here for it.

@coolboymew BANGER ALERT https://youtu.be/wujYbTIk_0k