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@ivanafterall@lemmy.world
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Formerly ivanafterall, started on kbin.social.
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Mar 07, 2026
Snowy owls looked like absolute idiots for awhile there before we made snow machines.
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Learn women’s perspectives
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You are bi-polar
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Mar 02, 2026
“You are bi…”
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Mar 02, 2026
Not marry crazy!
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go to gym
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Don’t preorder Cyberpunk.
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Mar 02, 2026
“Distrust Peter Molyneux.”
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damn, and I thought I was original … I was even wondering if 2025 counts as one word for a while
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I mean, why not just encrypt more data points in a large number string? A1Z26 cipher 19,5,14,4,14,21,4,5,19
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Past self: “oh look an old person having a stroke”
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Mar 02, 2026
“Damn, I must’ve really gotten into Lost fanfic…”
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“Don’t waste.”
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Mar 02, 2026
The unclear advice went horribly wrong.
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You ADHD transgender
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Mar 02, 2026
Maybe “you’re” so it doesn’t sound like name-calling?
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Feb 28, 2026
I appreciate you addressing it gingerly. Even the punniest Portlanders would give these puns the old oregaNO.
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I cannot comprehend why you would puke in a bowl, especially not a plastic one used for food etc. Even if we ignore the gross aspects, a bowl is so impractical and such a high risk of spillage. Why no
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Feb 27, 2026
Well. I can personally vouch for it being a thing when I was a kid. Beats the hell out of a grocery bag.
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boy juice 🥰
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Feb 27, 2026
Girls have anal juices, too.
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Feb 27, 2026
Now even Real is getting it.
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Feb 27, 2026
They might also want to close their eyes.
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Imagine a room of deaf people. Someone farts. Nobody would ever figure out who did it.
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Feb 27, 2026
Unless their other senses are sufficiently heightened.
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The hotter it is, the more the sun sizzles the earth.
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Only one thing matters…does it come with the lid?
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They never do… The lids went even real. We all just collectively think they had lids. It’s all a lie.
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Feb 27, 2026
It’s the Berenstein Bears all over again.
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Feb 27, 2026
Not to be the bearer of bad news, but you might want to Google recent Jordan videos if you don’t keep up with him as a rule.
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Feb 27, 2026
I get what you mean/agree, but to play devil’s advocate, his character in Enemy of the State could’ve sorta worked as Neo.
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Feb 27, 2026
No lowballs, please. I know what I have.
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Feb 23, 2026
Oh shit, data is going to start falling out of the sky!
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Jan 13, 2026
Female vocalist entertains patrons at the first integrated club (Cafe Society), NYC, 1947
Often billed as Billie Holiday, but the original info seems to suggest Nellie Lutcher. Regardless, I’d love a poster of it.
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Jan 11, 2026
"The King" would've been 91 two days ago. Really makes you think.
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Jan 11, 2026
I can still get down with the best of 'em!
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Jan 11, 2026
I focus on the pain, the only thing that's real
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Jan 02, 2026
Just shut up and RAM me already
I understand where this is all headed. Figured I’d get ahead of the curve (while rates are still okay).
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Dec 23, 2025
How do I finally break this habit? Tips welcome.
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Dec 19, 2025
The build-up of circling what you wanted in the little paper catalogs. Hnnng.
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Dec 19, 2025
Everyone is so close to grasping your unique vision!
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Dec 18, 2025
You’re literally assuming the language it speaks based on the COLOR OF ITS SKIN!?
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Alex Karp, the CEO of controversial tech company Palantir, raised eyebrows during a recent live interview with the New York Times. In a viral video of the discussion, Karp defended his company to the
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Alex Karp’s behavior is much better explained by cocaine. He may be neurodivergent, but he was still high as Giraffe pussy.
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Dec 17, 2025
Don’t give giraffe pussy a bad name, bro.
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Dec 17, 2025
You have my axe.
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Dec 17, 2025
Are you happy now, so-called "bleeding heart" libs?
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Way too much work. Can’t I just lie down and die once my kids are completely independent? I’m so close.
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Me, too! We could make a whole day of it?
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An entire day? 😭
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Dec 17, 2025
You only die once!
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Way too much work. Can’t I just lie down and die once my kids are completely independent? I’m so close.
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Dec 16, 2025
Me, too! We could make a whole day of it?
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Heard St. Peter is checking all social media history back five years before they let you into Heaven.
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Dec 16, 2025
I heard it was browser history?
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My un-caffeninated brain doesn’t get it. Is it an allergic reaction or some other medical issue?
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They ate roughly: 4500 calories 500g sugar 216g fat 2250 mg sodium
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If it were a Costco 48 pack, that would be 13,434 calories, 653 grams of fat, 1.3kgs of pure sugar, and 206 grams of protein.
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Dec 16, 2025
206 grams of protein? That’s health food!
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I’m saving up now to afford the lease on a nice certified pre-owned Dell in a couple years. My buddy Dave works over at the dealership so I should be able to lock in a good rate. And hey, with their s
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I wish all of our infrastructure weren’t built around needing computers. I’m lucky my small community is typewriter-friendly, so I can get most of my daily tasks done without ever getting behind the wheel of a mouse.
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Downvote me all you want but people shouldn’t be getting stabbed in prison, cop or not.
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Dec 15, 2025
But at least the person who got stabbed was one of the bad guys.
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The fuck is that emoji? Follow up question: where do I get him?
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I was looking for a decent cry/sob emoji and felt like I had used and too recently, and so I landed on that one. Not sure about the original, but the code I used for it was: 
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Dec 15, 2025
I seriously intend to try making a loofah arch/trellis thing now, once it gets warmer.
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where C4
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yeah where’s my C4 pink starburst?
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The Jolly Rancher Watermelon is pretty good too. Hawaiian Punch red as well.
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Dec 14, 2025
You all need Jesus.
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I defy you (Ghost energy Swedish fish flavor)
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Anarchists, revolutionaries, usurpers. Men who choose change the status quo. They would rather operate outside of society than participate in its decadence
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Dec 14, 2025
A Swedish fish flavored energy drink isn’t decadent!?
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Dec 14, 2025
I’ve got a hammerhead imagining basking in those great whites.
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Hold him under and he’ll panic and turn the water to wwine. Kinda like a squid.
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