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Was that a Van Wilder reference? If so... I don't have a pen.

From https://artincontext.org/the-cursed-woman-painting-by-tassaert/

The title can possibly refer to prejudices related to women and their open sexuality during the 1800s; in other words, a woman so open and free is “damned” because she is not chaste or coy.

Worth it?

Training an LLM on League would surely set us down the road to Skynet and eventually Terminators.

Get an ice cream maker and don't let your dreams be dreams. Making homemade ice cream is ridiculously easy.

One of my friends, who has never had a cat, told me that cats were way stupider than dogs because they didn't follow basic commands and probably didn't even know their own names. I think it takes living with cats to realize that they are smart as hell and understand a lot of what you're saying - they just don't give a fuck.

Barack Obama’s re-election could lead to “1,000 years of darkness” for the country.”

He was kinda right on that one. Not that Obama ruined the country, but all the racist assholes who lost their minds when it happened.

This is how I find out that Chuck Norris has roundhouse kicked the bucket?

Article link with the video: cnn.com/…/iran-war-propaganda-call-of-duty-stelte…

Did she get fired too?

Aw man, Scam Blondie’s song didn’t age very well. youtu.be/T4Upf_B9RLQ

Yeah it is. I saw that movie for my 12th birthday and it still holds a special place in my heart.

Shawarma is the closest I've found, but it's not quite the same. Gyros usually are made with pitas, which isn't how the kebabs I used to eat were made.

Turkish-German Döner is so popular it is sold basically everywhere now.

I fucking wish. I lived in France 20+ years ago and loved the stuff. Came back to the US and have been waiting to see a good Döner kebab for over 2 decades now.

27 years?!? That can't be right. Fuck me.

I’ve noticed that most people are barely computer literate and don’t understand when you try to explain the difference between something like a shortcut and computer virus. I actually dodged a bullet like that myself once. I used SMTP to send an email with a spoofed “from” address and got accused of hacking into someone’s email account. I lucked out that I got to plead my case with someone who understood networking.

Yeah smoke bombs were the only thing I recall that wouldn’t land you in jail.

Lol that is the exact same thing that happened to him. He said he fucked up the temperature and ignited it. Somehow, he DIDN’T get in a ton of shit for it. The teachers and fire department didn’t figure out it was an intentional smoke bomb. So they never questioned him about it. He dodged a bullet for sure! That was pre-9/11 and Columbine, so I’m sure kids in a similar situation today would be absolutely fucked.

My friends and I downloaded the Anarchists cookbook off of a BBS (we’re old as shit now) when we were kids. One of the things in there was how to make a smoke bomb, which sounded harmless enough but also contained chemical ingredients that we didn’t have access to. Then one of my buddies moved away and at his new school, they had a chemistry lab. His dumbass got ahold of these chemicals and made the bomb in class - except he fucked up a step and it started smoking immediately. It wasn’t just a little bit of smoke, it was a shit load. He said smoke started pouring out at a crazy rate. They ended up evacuating the school thinking the building had caught fire.

This is the dumbest meme I have ever made. My apologies.

You tried your best, and that’s what’s important.

No you’re thinking of Captain Kirk. Charlie Kirk was an NFL quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons. He played college football for Michigan State and was drafted by the Washington Redskins in 2012.

Hell yeah!

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Try not to eat any hamburgers on the way to the parking lot!