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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com
sharkey 2025.4.6

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast
only slightly brainrotted

if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s

"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST"
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@ErikUden@mastodon.de@mk.cpluspatch.com
"this nincompoop so half-witted 💔"
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@starEyed@plasmatrap.com@mk.cpluspatch.com
"french, 0/10"
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@theking@mskey.nekomimi.party@mk.cpluspatch.com
"yup,,,, she's gay,,,"
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@thememesniper@wetdry.world@mk.cpluspatch.com
"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​"
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@weird_autumn@0w0.is@mk.cpluspatch.com
"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it."
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@ErikUden@mastodon.de@mk.cpluspatch.com
what is it with you 💀
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@soph@ice.sophari.org@mk.cpluspatch.com
im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao
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@soph@ice.sophari.org@mk.cpluspatch.com
THE MINIONS?!
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@iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be@mk.cpluspatch.com
welp now I owe you money and headpats
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@linus@donotsta.re@mk.cpluspatch.com

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Personal Website:

https://cpluspatch.com

Identity:

https://keyoxide.org/aspe:keyoxide.org:NKLLPWPV7P35NEU7JP4K4ID4CA

Identity II:

she/her, or they/them or it/its is cool

FREE MONEY:

https://cpluspatch.com/money, https://ko-fi.com/cpluspatch, https://liberapay.com/cpluspatch

Contact:

https://cpluspatch.com/contact

Some flags:

​:jesse_eu:​ ​:jesse_france:​ ​:jesse_pride:​

A thing of beauty, I know:

Will never fade away

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finally i have enough genes to create god
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com · Feb 21, 2026
once i'm done with this, my colonists will have achieved Transcendence everyone has every body part replaced with bionics, with Masterwork quality gear on every slot, every archite gene and Death Refusal you'd have to do some crazy work to eradicate them
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com · Feb 21, 2026

finally i have enough genes to create god

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com · Feb 21, 2026
TIME TO BUILD GOD
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com · Feb 21, 2026

YESSS I GOT THE LAST ARCHITE GENE ​:letsgo:​

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com · Feb 20, 2026
lmao they didn't even kill a single bear
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com · Feb 20, 2026

CARAVAN VS 31 MANHUNTING GRIZZLY BEAR

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wait mind-numb serum is kinda op loot
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com · Feb 20, 2026
you're telling me i can harvest as many organs as i want with zero mood debuffs??
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com · Feb 20, 2026

wait mind-numb serum is kinda op loot

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com · Feb 20, 2026

my kingdom for an exotic goods trader

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software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com · Feb 20, 2026

stellar lowkey funny as hell

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@Stellar@mk.absturztau.be i think a sightstealer would have better luck with women than him
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software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com · Feb 20, 2026
@Stellar@mk.absturztau.be no hope for you even at all
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@Stellar@mk.absturztau.be average colonist mood has been 90+% for the last five years and then i see MAJOR BREAK RISK and found this
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software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com · Feb 20, 2026
@Stellar@mk.absturztau.be i think a sightstealer would have better luck with women than him
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software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com · Feb 20, 2026
@Stellar@mk.absturztau.be average colonist mood has been 90+% for the last five years and then i see MAJOR BREAK RISK and found this
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software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com · Feb 20, 2026

bro has negative rizz

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what the fuck even is the point of seat reservations on trains i already paid for the ticket dude 😭
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software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com · Feb 20, 2026
like okay maybe it's to make the ticket cheaper without a seat but then why are seat reservations required on some trains then
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software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com · Feb 20, 2026

what the fuck even is the point of seat reservations on trains

i already paid for the ticket dude
😭

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software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com · Feb 20, 2026

does anyone know if they're making a thing so i can book trains across all of europe from one provider, preferably one that doesn't cost 400% of the normal price and won't make me want to kill myself

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software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com · Feb 20, 2026

your rabid fujoshism betrays you

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software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com · Feb 20, 2026

HJHNGNGN GET OUT OF MY HEAD GETOUTOFMYHEAD

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software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com · Feb 20, 2026

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com · Feb 17, 2026
@privateger@plasmatrap.com
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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com this is a callout post and bun doesnt like it
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@thegail@possum.city throwing you in an air fryer
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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com youre so mean to bun
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com · Feb 06, 2026
@thegail@possum.city nice little bunny sautée
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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com this is a callout post and bun doesnt like it
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jessew
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com · Feb 06, 2026
@thegail@possum.city throwing you in an air fryer
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com · Feb 06, 2026

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com · Jan 31, 2026
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sounds like something a brand would say
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast only slightly brainrotted if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s "HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST" - @ErikUden@mastodon.de "this nincompoop so half-witted 💔 " - @starEyed@plasmatrap.com "french, 0/10" - @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party "yup,,,, she's gay,,," - @thememesniper@wetdry.world "jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. ​:meowsnuggle:​ " - @weird_autumn@0w0.is "Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it." - @ErikUden@mastodon.de what is it with you 💀 - @soph@ice.sophari.org im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao - @soph@ice.sophari.org THE MINIONS?! - @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be welp now I owe you money and headpats - @linus@donotsta.re

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@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com · Jan 30, 2026
@lexi@lea.pet i hate user agent-based access control!!!! https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/Reference/Headers/Sec-CH-UA
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