@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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Jon in Albany

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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@joninalbany@beige.party · 1d ago

90210ysters

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@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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Jon in Albany

@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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@joninalbany@beige.party · 1d ago

Yacht Roast

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@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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Jon in Albany

@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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@joninalbany@beige.party · 1d ago

CollarsUp Greens

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@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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Jon in Albany

@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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@joninalbany@beige.party · 2d ago

Rough week at the office.

#DogsOfMastodon

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@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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Jon in Albany

@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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@joninalbany@beige.party · 2d ago

Say Yes to the Toga

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@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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Jon in Albany

@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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@joninalbany@beige.party · 2d ago

The Dog Whisperer with Et Tu, Cesar Milan

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@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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Jon in Albany

@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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@joninalbany@beige.party · 3d ago

So I made 2 pizzas for the family with the two little girls that picked the pizza sign...

yes, I put pineapple on a pizza for them.

#pizza

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@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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Jon in Albany

@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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@joninalbany@beige.party · 3d ago

no you're a crazy person

#pizza

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@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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Jon in Albany

@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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@joninalbany@beige.party · 3d ago

Forecast for today is 40% chance of flurries this afternoon, but a 100% chance of #pizza for dinner.

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Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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Jon in Albany

@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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@joninalbany@beige.party · Feb 28, 2026

Fast Times at Ridgemont the Tide is High

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Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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Jon in Albany

@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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@joninalbany@beige.party · Feb 27, 2026

Just went down to the building newsstand to grab a tea. Lady checking out in front of me was getting two 20 ounce cans of Red Bull and a sad slice of pepperoni pizza.

Enjoy your afternoon heart palpitations.

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Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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Jon in Albany

@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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@joninalbany@beige.party · Feb 26, 2026

I'd like to make a motion to invalidate Kansas.

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@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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Jon in Albany

@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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@joninalbany@beige.party · Feb 26, 2026

Had to change my password at work today. It's stupid that a password is good for 365 days, but a vulnerability on day 366. For the next 3 weeks I will have to enter the old password, be told that is wrong, and then enter the new password.

It's the computer version of writing the wrong year for all of January.

#computers

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Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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Jon in Albany

@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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@joninalbany@beige.party · Feb 24, 2026

Just reviewed a project for Heathen Creek Road, which is a much better street name than my street named after a flower I never knew existed before moving here.

Can you imagine the fun spelling that out on the phone for deliveries?

"Yes, that's Heathen like a godless pagan or maybe a druid....Creek Road."

It would never grow old.

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Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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Jon in Albany

@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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@joninalbany@beige.party · Feb 23, 2026

Up for debate tonight, can you fix stupid?

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@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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Jon in Albany

@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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@joninalbany@beige.party · Feb 23, 2026

Made another salad for lunch. One of the "pitted" olives was not actually pitted.

So eating healthy is now also trying to kill me.

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@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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Jon in Albany

@joninalbany@beige.party

Stereotypical dad that probably likes pizza a little too much. Former instance was closing so I definitely probably did not join a cult.

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@joninalbany@beige.party · Feb 23, 2026

Saint Peter Venkman

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