Jonty Wareing

Can't stop giggling at someone reviewing a toilet cistern connector and thinking the "customer image" upload was for a selfie

First day off to work on my side projects for months, so obviously I am doing none of that and coordinating installation of solar panels on a listed building instead

After a relatively normal couple of weeks I just had a morning that sounds like I am cosplaying an early cory doctorow novel

Sources say he's planning nonsense with payphones again

Extremely cursed adapter. Someone please ban my aliexpress account.

Today a bunch of my open-source projects got slammed by incorrect AI-written vulnerability reports demanding $299 for disclosure

RE: @metabrainz@mastodon.social

FUCK. Rob was incredible, thanklessly struggling against the major labels for the last 26 years to curate one of the most important databases of our age.

So distracted I just attempted to wash my hands with toothpaste

[narrator voice] While likes never became florps, Twitter did become X. The timeline never moved. It was society going sideways.

Earlier I stopped my bike to retrieve a ping-pong ball from the road for a small child who insisted on giving me a fist-bump and declared I was "a saint". I've had worse days.

Five years ago I pointed out nearly all NFT's were going to break when the startup who minted them goes bust, causing people to get *extremely* mad at me until everyone concluded that I was correct.

Thought I'd check in on the two examples I used and well

If you're in London, look towards Limehouse on Saturday night