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jordan

@jordan@sometimes.social
mastodon 4.6.0-nightly.2026-03-16+chuckya

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban #Chicago parent

not a hugger / no flirting

I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW.

if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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jordan
@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social · 18h ago
re: gaming hot take Sensitive
everyone else is like "new Kojima game!" and I'm like "ah geez I just can't do that again" I bounced off of MGS3 so hard
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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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jordan
@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social · 21h ago
I did not know “combined sewer overflow” was something I was signed up for alerts for anyway, stay the fuck out of the canal #Skokie #Evanston
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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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jordan
jordan
@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social · 1d ago
lol I’ve been shopping here https://tech.intersects.art/@roadside/116236286204520933
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did well enough at #MTG draft night to win some cards for the first time
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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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jordan
@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social · 3d ago
I think the TMNT set is waaaaay more fun than Lorwyn, Lorwyn seems like such an “eat your vegetables” set, like fan service for the most annoying dude at the table
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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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jordan
jordan
@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social · 3d ago
did well enough at #MTG draft night to win some cards for the first time
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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social · 3d ago
@runtimeerror.blackskycomra.de yeah wasn’t my idea, it was my friend’s 30th and he loves shit like that
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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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jordan
jordan
@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social · 5d ago
urea prices double, piss hoarders looking pretty smart today
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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social · 6d ago
kind of storm where the rain slows down and the sirens kick in
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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social · 6d ago
@mcc@mastodon.social there’s a monthly fee now
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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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jordan
jordan
@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social · 6d ago
@oldirty@jorts.horse it's a mystery why it went to Wisconsin at all
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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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jordan
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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social · 6d ago
something something something our incredible journey
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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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jordan
@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social · Mar 09, 2026
@merlin@toot.kif.rocks so you can easily rm -rf /home/git and be rid of the whole thing in one go
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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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jordan
jordan
@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social · Mar 09, 2026
think the Proxmox 6.17 kernel might be a stinker 💩
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@runtimeerror.blackskycomra.de we went to a wedding in Manila and then tagged along for a bit of the honeymoon in Boracay
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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social · Mar 07, 2026
@runtimeerror.blackskycomra.de went to middle school w the groom, bride is from there, they live here now but she wanted to have something with her friends and family
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jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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jordan
jordan
@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social · Mar 07, 2026
@runtimeerror.blackskycomra.de we went to a wedding in Manila and then tagged along for a bit of the honeymoon in Boracay
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jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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jordan
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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social · Mar 07, 2026
went to the Philippines and came back with a particularly virulent smooth jazz cover of a Coldplay song stuck in my head it’s a way better song without that dude singing it
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2026 and still a bunch of people wearing their mask below their nose at the airport all of those holes go to the same place, people
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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social · Mar 06, 2026
“nah it’s cool I cauterized my nostrils shut back in 22”
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jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social · Mar 06, 2026
2026 and still a bunch of people wearing their mask below their nose at the airport all of those holes go to the same place, people
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jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social · Mar 06, 2026
@aud@fire.asta.lgbt yeah then you really don’t want basedPyright it’s alllll opinions
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jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social · Mar 05, 2026
looking at the grout in the fancy hotel shower, thinking “my grout at home looks better”
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jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social · Mar 05, 2026
Chance the Slopper
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jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social · Mar 05, 2026
I fucking hate blurhashed photos just show me a fucking broken image icon
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jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social · Mar 05, 2026
@runtimeerror.blackskycomra.de killiam j borgan then
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jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social · Mar 04, 2026
I stg if someone came up to me wearing Facebook Spy Glasses, I would knock that shit off their face and step on it
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@jordan@sometimes.social · Mar 04, 2026
I hope the in-house band at this hotel falls into a pit of acid
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@jordan@sometimes.social · Mar 04, 2026
imagine being someone with access to the levers of power, trying to to bring about the Christian apocalypse, as if John Roberts can somehow save you from The Last Judgement
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@jordan@sometimes.social · Mar 03, 2026
remembering when I gave even a single solitary shit about Apple product launches and wondering if they changed or I did
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@jordan@sometimes.social · Mar 03, 2026
I want to go home so badly
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@jordan@sometimes.social · Mar 02, 2026
new gender just dropped
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@jordan@sometimes.social · Mar 02, 2026
unexpected dinner guest took a bit of chicken but refused seconds just hanging out now
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@jordan@sometimes.social · Mar 02, 2026
isn’t it interesting how hotels in other countries have TV channels for guests from all over the world? meanwhile in the US, your hotel TV probably doesn’t even have Spanish programming
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@jordan@sometimes.social · Mar 02, 2026
@ben@bluetoot.hardill.me.uk @mastohost@mastodon.social https://jortage.com is doing it
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@jordan@sometimes.social · Mar 02, 2026
wait, Microsoft runs a fucking Discord server for CoPilot? pathetic
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@jordan@sometimes.social · Feb 28, 2026
is there any creature on earth more self assured of its own bullshit than a Catholic priest?
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@jordan@sometimes.social · Feb 28, 2026
@LovesTha@floss.social there is no impact to be made, any moral stance you might inspire someone to take is just going to be vetoed by a higher level of management, it is not possible to influence these organizations by working within the system, the interests that control them regard regular workers little better than insects the best time to quit working for Anthropic/Google/Microsoft/OpenAI was yesterday the second best time is now
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@jordan@sometimes.social · Feb 28, 2026
sorry still just trying to come to terms with the idea that anyone working at OpenAI or Google actually believes that they have any ethical lines left to cross QUIT
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@jordan@sometimes.social · Feb 28, 2026
aw what a cute little petition from OpenAI and Google employees asking their bosses not to build killbots I wrote some cute little petitions during my time working for the oligarchs they give no fucks
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@jordan@sometimes.social · Feb 28, 2026
maybe it’s just me but if I was a billionaire and looked like Biff Tannen, I’d get some work done
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@jordan@sometimes.social · Feb 28, 2026
most sodas are superior when made with sugar but Mountain Dew just ain’t right without the high fructose corn syrup burn
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@jordan@sometimes.social · Feb 27, 2026
tfw the hotel TV has no porn but features no less than 8 religious channels
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@jordan@sometimes.social · Feb 27, 2026
every airport and fancy hotel has the same set of 6 boring ass high fashion beige and pink stores
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@jordan@sometimes.social · Feb 26, 2026
I got an iPhone SE3 to travel with and the size is so much more reasonable and my thumb keeps seeking the button when I go back to my daily driver and I’m pretty sure when I get home the SE3 is becoming the daily driver
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@jordan@sometimes.social · Feb 26, 2026
I already got a couple thick books and I don’t love reading books on my phone so not taking book suggestions at this time
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@jordan@sometimes.social · Feb 26, 2026
you got about 12 hours to suggest something I should play on my Steam Deck before I get on a plane for 13 1/2 hours
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@jordan@sometimes.social · Feb 25, 2026
saw some person bragging about how they shortcutted the whole Linux from Scratch process by just cross-compiling everything with LLVM instead of bootstrapping GCC but I thought bootstrapping the toolchain was half the point of LFS I thought proving that it was possible to bootstrap the toolchain was half the point
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@jordan@sometimes.social · Feb 25, 2026
@runtimeerror.blackskycomra.de it's a disappointment because HBO will show straight cock but not gay cock every Game of Thrones spinoff: fuckin penis everywhere Heated Rivalry: look we're strongly implying that he's touching the other guy's weiner
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@jordan@sometimes.social · Feb 25, 2026
@foone@digipres.club oh like Super Audio CD
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jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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jordan
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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social · Feb 25, 2026
@LovesTha@floss.social I'm trying to lowball some cards here and there about a 20% success rate so far getting things under "market value'
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@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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jordan
jordan
@jordan@sometimes.social

jaded tech industry trench-digger / computer cleric / suburban # Chicago parent not a hugger / no flirting I use lots of profanity, which I do not CW. sometimes I talk about drugs, which I sometimes CW. I almost never post lewd stuff; if I do I will always CW. if we haven't interacted and your profile is empty or nothing but boosts or you follow 10,000+ people, I'm probably gonna decline your follow request.

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@jordan@sometimes.social · Feb 25, 2026
practicing getting outbid on eBay and moving on without letting someone run me up to more than I actually said to myself I'd pay for something it is difficult
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