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@jpm@aus.social
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I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

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jpm
I love this, so I
@jpm@aus.social

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

aus.social
I love this, so I
I love this, so I
@jpm@aus.social

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

aus.social
@jpm@aus.social · 5d ago

RE: @gigabecquerel@chaos.social

“Courier transform” ahahahahahahaha!

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jpm
I love this, so I
@jpm@aus.social

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

aus.social
I love this, so I
I love this, so I
@jpm@aus.social

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

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@jpm@aus.social · Feb 19, 2026

🎶 NO
SLEEP
AT KINDER!
(KINDER) 🎶

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jpm
I love this, so I
@jpm@aus.social

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

aus.social
I love this, so I
I love this, so I
@jpm@aus.social

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

aus.social
@jpm@aus.social · Jan 21, 2026
I am still amazed at the quality of Apple Music curated playlists (not so much the software needed to use them). Get this in your ear holes, loudly: https://music.apple.com/au/playlist/metalcore-essentials/pl.112b3621cc1b48db9cf70ca73ebb4d32
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jpm
I love this, so I
@jpm@aus.social

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

aus.social
I love this, so I
I love this, so I
@jpm@aus.social

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

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@jpm@aus.social · May 13, 2025

“the committed support for Oracle Solaris until at least 2037”

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