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J.S. "Sage" Hawthorne

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Writer, lawyer, furry, witch. Final fantasy nerd. Helluva DM. Shape shifting kelpie, scourge of the depths. Sometimes photographer of creepy landscapes. Say hi!

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A thought: why do superhero fics/movies/comics NEVER address the hideous consequences of wearing a wedding ring in a universe where you might have to fight some asshole who can throw lightning bolts?
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J.S. "Sage" Hawthorne
@jshawthorne@packmates.org

Writer, lawyer, furry, witch. Final fantasy nerd. Helluva DM. Shape shifting kelpie, scourge of the depths. Sometimes photographer of creepy landscapes. Say hi!

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J.S. "Sage" Hawthorne
J.S. "Sage" Hawthorne
@jshawthorne@packmates.org

Writer, lawyer, furry, witch. Final fantasy nerd. Helluva DM. Shape shifting kelpie, scourge of the depths. Sometimes photographer of creepy landscapes. Say hi!

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@jshawthorne@packmates.org · Dec 24, 2025
@cstross@wandering.shop So much worse things happen to superheroes who get married that having a lightning bolt directly to your hand doesn't even register. What's a minor degloving when SATAN HIMSELF undoes your marriage to appease the grognards?
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J.S. "Sage" Hawthorne
@jshawthorne@packmates.org

Writer, lawyer, furry, witch. Final fantasy nerd. Helluva DM. Shape shifting kelpie, scourge of the depths. Sometimes photographer of creepy landscapes. Say hi!

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J.S. "Sage" Hawthorne
J.S. "Sage" Hawthorne
@jshawthorne@packmates.org

Writer, lawyer, furry, witch. Final fantasy nerd. Helluva DM. Shape shifting kelpie, scourge of the depths. Sometimes photographer of creepy landscapes. Say hi!

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@jshawthorne@packmates.org · Dec 18, 2025
@cstross@wandering.shop Oh, good, I was worried I didn't have enough fears to keep me awake tonight.
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Senator Kelly is 61—doesn't that put him over the mandatory retirement age? https://mastodon.social/@heidilifeldman/115606170261231905
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@cstross@wandering.shop I believe the "recall for a court-martial" is separate from the general "recall for active duty" provision, and there's no limit on the first one.
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@jshawthorne@packmates.org But that's a different problem, isn't it? The military can't court-martial arbitrary civilians under military law, and the senator *is* a civilian at present.
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J.S. "Sage" Hawthorne
@jshawthorne@packmates.org

Writer, lawyer, furry, witch. Final fantasy nerd. Helluva DM. Shape shifting kelpie, scourge of the depths. Sometimes photographer of creepy landscapes. Say hi!

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J.S. "Sage" Hawthorne
J.S. "Sage" Hawthorne
@jshawthorne@packmates.org

Writer, lawyer, furry, witch. Final fantasy nerd. Helluva DM. Shape shifting kelpie, scourge of the depths. Sometimes photographer of creepy landscapes. Say hi!

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@jshawthorne@packmates.org · Nov 24, 2025
@cstross@wandering.shop I am a very different kind of lawyer, so take this with a grain of salt, but my understanding is the military code permits a retired military member to be recalled to "active" service for the purposes of standing trial in a court-martial for court-martialable offenses--in other words, someone who violates the military code can't escape justice by resigning a commission. This is separate from the provision that lets the head of the DoD recall a former member because there's an emergency and their expertise is needed. I think there's a separate problem for trying to court martial someone for an act performed after they've retired, but his age or status isn't the problem.
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Senator Kelly is 61—doesn't that put him over the mandatory retirement age? https://mastodon.social/@heidilifeldman/115606170261231905
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jshawthorne
J.S. "Sage" Hawthorne
@jshawthorne@packmates.org

Writer, lawyer, furry, witch. Final fantasy nerd. Helluva DM. Shape shifting kelpie, scourge of the depths. Sometimes photographer of creepy landscapes. Say hi!

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J.S. "Sage" Hawthorne
J.S. "Sage" Hawthorne
@jshawthorne@packmates.org

Writer, lawyer, furry, witch. Final fantasy nerd. Helluva DM. Shape shifting kelpie, scourge of the depths. Sometimes photographer of creepy landscapes. Say hi!

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@jshawthorne@packmates.org · Nov 24, 2025
@cstross@wandering.shop I believe the "recall for a court-martial" is separate from the general "recall for active duty" provision, and there's no limit on the first one.
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