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√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)

@juanejot@beige.party
mastodon 4.4.14

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

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Joined August 23, 2023
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English (American native speaker), Español (Hablo y leo mejor que escucho o escribo), 日本語 (少ししか覚えていません), Čeština (Pamatuji jen trošku)
Software:
:linux:, iOS, :mac:, whatever work wants

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juanejot
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

beige.party
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

beige.party
@juanejot@beige.party · Mar 08, 2026

Looking for a coffee place that calls out “savory grain-based double-half toroid with coagulated, whipped dairy topping and sheaves of smoked sea-based tetrapod!” for my bagel with lox order.
They can describe my latte however they want, as long as I get to watch them prepare it.
Good morning. As surprised as we both may be about it, today I’m apparently *that* guy.

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√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

beige.party
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

beige.party
@juanejot@beige.party · Mar 08, 2026

“It costs money to make money,” he said while stealing some paper and markers with which to draw money.

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√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

beige.party
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

beige.party
@juanejot@beige.party · Mar 08, 2026

A failing gym tries to lure potential clients in with jokes:
“Those crunches you hear while walking through the snow?
“They come from the Abdominal Snowman.”

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√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

beige.party
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

beige.party
@juanejot@beige.party · Mar 07, 2026

is Jay-Den a Klingon Quaker? A Ql'aker?

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√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

beige.party
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

beige.party
@juanejot@beige.party · Mar 07, 2026

Yeti crabs’ idea of a hot date:
“Hey baby, wanna come over to my thermal vent so we can chelicerate bacteria off each others’ arm hair?”

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√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

beige.party
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

beige.party
@juanejot@beige.party · Mar 07, 2026

When one who can’t stand cilantro shares theirs with someone who can, that kindness is nonetheless like washing their mouth out with soap.

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√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

beige.party
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

beige.party
@juanejot@beige.party · Mar 06, 2026

A fair-rules wrestling singer is a no-holds bard.

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√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

beige.party
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

beige.party
@juanejot@beige.party · Mar 06, 2026

That barrel of monkeys is exactly as fun as itself.

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√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

beige.party
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

beige.party
@juanejot@beige.party · Mar 06, 2026

A palimpsest is a re-written, scratched-over, partially-forgotten recounting of all the times Pa limps east.

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√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

beige.party
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

beige.party
@juanejot@beige.party · Mar 03, 2026

Rick Astley, bearer of relationship momentum

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√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

beige.party
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

beige.party
@juanejot@beige.party · Mar 03, 2026

Kylie Minogue, seeker of craniectomy of the second person

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√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

beige.party
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

beige.party
@juanejot@beige.party · Feb 13, 2026
Whose Lineage Is It Anyway? #DarwinianShowsAndPlays #HashtagGames
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√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

beige.party
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄
I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

beige.party
@juanejot@beige.party · Feb 13, 2026
The Mendelorian #DarwinianShowsAndPlays #HashtagGames
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