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Widdershins Smith 🐘

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#MarkSmith #MarkAndrewSmith
#juglugs

Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; #UK #Opinionated; #ChiefArchitect; #Geek; #ExAlcoholic
90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours.

I live in #Plymouth, UK.
I have lived in #NewTripoli, #USA, #Torpoint UK and #Halesowen, UK.

I think #ReligonPoisonsEverything

I love #comedy, #tech, #engineering, and #gadgets

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# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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Widdershins Smith 🐘
Widdershins Smith 🐘
@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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@juglugs@mastodon.social · Feb 22, 2026
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@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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Widdershins Smith 🐘
Widdershins Smith 🐘
@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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@juglugs@mastodon.social · Feb 15, 2026

Decided my summer look is going to be “shipwrecked, but fine with it.”

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Widdershins Smith 🐘
@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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Widdershins Smith 🐘
Widdershins Smith 🐘
@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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@juglugs@mastodon.social · Feb 15, 2026

https://www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/2026/02/trump-administration-science-climate-change/686008/

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Widdershins Smith 🐘
@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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Widdershins Smith 🐘
Widdershins Smith 🐘
@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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@juglugs@mastodon.social · Feb 13, 2026

I have never once looked at a pigeon and thought “That bird is having a good day”

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Widdershins Smith 🐘
@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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Widdershins Smith 🐘
Widdershins Smith 🐘
@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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@juglugs@mastodon.social · Feb 12, 2026

An old colleague told me that my "salt and pepper" beard makes me look distinguished.
I told him that I'd take that as a condiment…

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Widdershins Smith 🐘
@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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Widdershins Smith 🐘
Widdershins Smith 🐘
@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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@juglugs@mastodon.social · Feb 11, 2026

Turkish Barber is Glasgow

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Widdershins Smith 🐘
@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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Widdershins Smith 🐘
Widdershins Smith 🐘
@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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@juglugs@mastodon.social · Feb 11, 2026

Not content with fucki*g up the ex-USA at Putin's bidding, #Trump is also fuck*ng up life on Earth

Republican House bill guts laws protecting US consumers from toxic chemicals | US news | The Guardian https://share.google/JaXv63TTQsbvrbxxb

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Widdershins Smith 🐘
@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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Widdershins Smith 🐘
Widdershins Smith 🐘
@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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@juglugs@mastodon.social · Feb 09, 2026
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Widdershins Smith 🐘
@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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Widdershins Smith 🐘
Widdershins Smith 🐘
@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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@juglugs@mastodon.social · Feb 08, 2026

I mostly stopped responding to email three years ago and aside from various consequences it's been fine

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Widdershins Smith 🐘
@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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Widdershins Smith 🐘
Widdershins Smith 🐘
@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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@juglugs@mastodon.social · Feb 07, 2026

A couple of birds are outside fighting.
Wait...
They’ve settled down.
There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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Widdershins Smith 🐘
@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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Widdershins Smith 🐘
Widdershins Smith 🐘
@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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@juglugs@mastodon.social · Feb 07, 2026

Mr. Blobby is what ends incursions of elder gods. He is Britain's final, inescapable, remorseless line of defense. May God have mercy on our souls.

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Widdershins Smith 🐘
@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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Widdershins Smith 🐘
Widdershins Smith 🐘
@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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@juglugs@mastodon.social · Feb 07, 2026

"like Fred West in a bee costume" has made me giggle for FAR longer than it should have. And it's the perfect simile.

#TheNerve #StewartLee

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Widdershins Smith 🐘
@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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Widdershins Smith 🐘
Widdershins Smith 🐘
@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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@juglugs@mastodon.social · Feb 06, 2026

haha, we all make mistakes. for example, I just purchased an illegal waffle iron from a drifter in the Tim Horton's car park & now I’m being chased by a van with a Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind mural painted on one side & a China Syndrome mural on the other

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Widdershins Smith 🐘
@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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Widdershins Smith 🐘
Widdershins Smith 🐘
@juglugs@mastodon.social

# MarkSmith # MarkAndrewSmith # juglugs Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; # UK # Opinionated ; # ChiefArchitect ; # Geek ; # ExAlcoholic 90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours. I live in # Plymouth , UK. I have lived in # NewTripoli , # USA , # Torpoint UK and # Halesowen , UK. I think # ReligonPoisonsEverything I love # comedy , # tech , # engineering , and # gadgets I don't do Alt text - don't ask me to. If you want to do it for me, that's your prerogative. I don't print my posts in Braille either

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@juglugs@mastodon.social · Dec 24, 2025
Seasons' Greetings
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