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Karl Statz

@kstatz12@discuss.systems
mastodon 4.5.7

Pirate Academic,
software therapist,
Chicago, IL

I don't speak for my employer, or anyone really

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Joined November 18, 2022
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Pirate Academic, software therapist, Chicago, IL I don't speak for my employer, or anyone really

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Karl Statz
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Pirate Academic, software therapist, Chicago, IL I don't speak for my employer, or anyone really

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@kstatz12@discuss.systems · Jan 19, 2026
The advent of local breweries making easy drinking lagers instead of IPA hop wars that hurt my tummy is a boon for me
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Pirate Academic, software therapist, Chicago, IL I don't speak for my employer, or anyone really

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@kstatz12@discuss.systems · Dec 27, 2025
@regehr@mastodon.social I'm discovering the joys of BioFreeze which I gave dubbed "ankle Newports".
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@kstatz12@discuss.systems two identical-looking USB-C ports stand before you and chant: "One of us only delivers power, the other always thunderbolt"
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@kstatz12@discuss.systems USB-C: now you can plug it in both ways! Us: nice, so it will work both ways then? USB-C: welllll....
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Pirate Academic, software therapist, Chicago, IL I don't speak for my employer, or anyone really

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@kstatz12@discuss.systems

Pirate Academic, software therapist, Chicago, IL I don't speak for my employer, or anyone really

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@kstatz12@discuss.systems · Dec 20, 2025
@ferrix@mastodon.online Dell's imprint on office hot desks in a really sweet way. If I go to another desk with identical monitors my laptop has a stroke
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Pirate Academic, software therapist, Chicago, IL I don't speak for my employer, or anyone really

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@kstatz12@discuss.systems

Pirate Academic, software therapist, Chicago, IL I don't speak for my employer, or anyone really

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@kstatz12@discuss.systems · Dec 20, 2025
@ferrix@mastodon.online this one is just a USB type A cable with a silly hat
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@kstatz12@discuss.systems wouldn't a catered cookout just be a 'out' then?
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Pirate Academic, software therapist, Chicago, IL I don't speak for my employer, or anyone really

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Pirate Academic, software therapist, Chicago, IL I don't speak for my employer, or anyone really

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@kstatz12@discuss.systems · Dec 05, 2025
@ferrix@mastodon.online I was stuck on "rave". I'm not sure how smoked brisket fits in
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Pirate Academic, software therapist, Chicago, IL I don't speak for my employer, or anyone really

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Karl Statz
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Pirate Academic, software therapist, Chicago, IL I don't speak for my employer, or anyone really

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@kstatz12@discuss.systems · Dec 03, 2025
My 16 month old sleeps the best in my office. Thinking about it there is a lot of ambient noise with the amount of servers running, it's cool and dark. So data centers could, theoretically, double as nurseries. At the very least I am conditioning him to be a data center technician
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