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Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Brighton were dispatched
at Anfield with no drama
6th round: here we come.
#LFC 3-0 #BHAFC #Haiku #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #FACup #CleanSheet
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Tom Lehrer stopped writing songs when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. “Irony is dead.” he explained. Today irony was dug up, cremated and scattered to the winds… #genocide #Gaza #Israel
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
(Not safe for #Reform voters or #Christian Nationalists) A colleague of mine was trying to write a song for the children to sing on Christmas Day at her church. She had the chorus sorted but was stuck for verses.
I offered to help. I'm nice like that.
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Always a pleasure, and an honour, to hand over a cheque on behalf of www.acousticsoundboard.uk to Dave Kelly of Fans Supporting Foodbanks to support their, sadly, invaluable work. #LFC #EFC #HungerIsAPoliticalChoice #RightToFood
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
It’s nice being able to chill for the weekend knowing that, whatever happens, we’ll be at least 3 points clear come tomorrow evening. 😀❤️ #LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Still things to work on - but 3 points and 4 goals is a decent start. Mo at the end - wonderful. #NoCleanSheet #Forever20.
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
We’re having a little project over on www.acousticsoundboard.uk: songs with a number in the title.
This is my ‘version’ of Janis Ian’s wonderful ‘At Seventeen’. If you don’t know the original - do check it out.
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Fantastic gesture - but £20m to transform a house? Has the eejit never watched Homes Under The Hammer? £30k max - and that includes central heating and granite work surfaces.
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Came early to pick up my T-shirt from Scouse Republic at Hotel Tia and bumped into a legend 😀 #YNWA #LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
#CFC 3-1 #LFC. We played as if we were hungover. Just as well it didn’t matter. Result that’ll keep Citeh on their toes. #NoCleanSheet
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Another ‘not vintage’ performance but enough to get the job done. All eyes on Spurs at Anfield next week. Good to see Trent back - and scoring. #StillTop #CleanSheet #LCFC 0-1 #LFC #YNWA
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
“It was always Liverpool…” Aye, as long as we gave you exactly what you wanted. I’m glad VvD’s signed but let’s not pretend, for either him or Mo, it was a selfless act. And I’ll not vilify Trent for fulfilling the terms of his contract. #LFC #YNWA
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Unlawfully killed. Unfairly blamed. It’s why we need a #HillsboroughLawNow. Remembering those who died, those who survived and all who were affected. #JFT97 #LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
#FF 3-2 #LFC Well, that was dreadful from #LFC. So many players anonymous. Individual errors. FAATB our downfall. Fulham fully deserving the 3 points. #NoCleanSheet #StillTop
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
#LFC 1-0 #EFC. Not an easy watch… but #3Points and a #CleanSheet. Curtis acquitted himself well at Right Back. I just wish we looked a bit more as though we actually *wanted* to score. Still, #TopOfTheLeague. #LFC #YNWA
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
Overweight, hearing impaired, dodgy eyes and no hair. Apart from that I'm perfect. Love listening to, and playing, # acoustic music - guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, ukulele, banjo # Scouser # LFC
I’m not convinced the ‘hand decorated’ adds a great deal, or took much time, if I’m honest… 🤣