You order one new tarot deck and everybody is suddenly trying to sell you affirmation cards. 🙄
lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
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#Boston-based white af ciswoman, scream-singing #IndustrialMusic while speeding in her #R56 #MiniCooper.
Technical #Product lead for the largest mobile-#robotic fleet known to humankind at #Amazon #Robotics. Skeptical of:
• L5 autonomy
• pedalism
• general purpose #robots
• blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions*
Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05).
I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance.
#LiberalArts #TeenageEngineering #WhiteSox #OneMoreTurn #XCOM #NAFO
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lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
# Boston -based white af ciswoman, scream-singing # IndustrialMusic while speeding in her # R56 # MiniCooper . Technical # Product lead for the largest mobile- # robotic fleet known to humankind at # Amazon # Robotics . Skeptical of: • L5 autonomy • pedalism • general purpose # robots • blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions* Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05). I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance. # LiberalArts # TeenageEngineering # WhiteSox # OneMoreTurn # XCOM # NAFO
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lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
# Boston -based white af ciswoman, scream-singing # IndustrialMusic while speeding in her # R56 # MiniCooper . Technical # Product lead for the largest mobile- # robotic fleet known to humankind at # Amazon # Robotics . Skeptical of: • L5 autonomy • pedalism • general purpose # robots • blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions* Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05). I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance. # LiberalArts # TeenageEngineering # WhiteSox # OneMoreTurn # XCOM # NAFO
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lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
# Boston -based white af ciswoman, scream-singing # IndustrialMusic while speeding in her # R56 # MiniCooper . Technical # Product lead for the largest mobile- # robotic fleet known to humankind at # Amazon # Robotics . Skeptical of: • L5 autonomy • pedalism • general purpose # robots • blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions* Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05). I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance. # LiberalArts # TeenageEngineering # WhiteSox # OneMoreTurn # XCOM # NAFO
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lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
# Boston -based white af ciswoman, scream-singing # IndustrialMusic while speeding in her # R56 # MiniCooper . Technical # Product lead for the largest mobile- # robotic fleet known to humankind at # Amazon # Robotics . Skeptical of: • L5 autonomy • pedalism • general purpose # robots • blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions* Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05). I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance. # LiberalArts # TeenageEngineering # WhiteSox # OneMoreTurn # XCOM # NAFO
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Today we are LARPing 2003 by going to the mall and then eating at Olive Garden.
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lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
# Boston -based white af ciswoman, scream-singing # IndustrialMusic while speeding in her # R56 # MiniCooper . Technical # Product lead for the largest mobile- # robotic fleet known to humankind at # Amazon # Robotics . Skeptical of: • L5 autonomy • pedalism • general purpose # robots • blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions* Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05). I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance. # LiberalArts # TeenageEngineering # WhiteSox # OneMoreTurn # XCOM # NAFO
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lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
# Boston -based white af ciswoman, scream-singing # IndustrialMusic while speeding in her # R56 # MiniCooper . Technical # Product lead for the largest mobile- # robotic fleet known to humankind at # Amazon # Robotics . Skeptical of: • L5 autonomy • pedalism • general purpose # robots • blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions* Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05). I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance. # LiberalArts # TeenageEngineering # WhiteSox # OneMoreTurn # XCOM # NAFO
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Mar 07, 2026
Okay, I am ready to be convinced that threadless ends are just as secure as threaded ends.
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lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
# Boston -based white af ciswoman, scream-singing # IndustrialMusic while speeding in her # R56 # MiniCooper . Technical # Product lead for the largest mobile- # robotic fleet known to humankind at # Amazon # Robotics . Skeptical of: • L5 autonomy • pedalism • general purpose # robots • blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions* Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05). I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance. # LiberalArts # TeenageEngineering # WhiteSox # OneMoreTurn # XCOM # NAFO
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lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
# Boston -based white af ciswoman, scream-singing # IndustrialMusic while speeding in her # R56 # MiniCooper . Technical # Product lead for the largest mobile- # robotic fleet known to humankind at # Amazon # Robotics . Skeptical of: • L5 autonomy • pedalism • general purpose # robots • blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions* Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05). I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance. # LiberalArts # TeenageEngineering # WhiteSox # OneMoreTurn # XCOM # NAFO
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@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
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Mar 05, 2026
There’s a fine line between “gosh, I hope I jumped in the right Uber” and “wherever this guy drops me off is my home now” and that line is apparently a cross-country redeye.
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lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
# Boston -based white af ciswoman, scream-singing # IndustrialMusic while speeding in her # R56 # MiniCooper . Technical # Product lead for the largest mobile- # robotic fleet known to humankind at # Amazon # Robotics . Skeptical of: • L5 autonomy • pedalism • general purpose # robots • blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions* Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05). I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance. # LiberalArts # TeenageEngineering # WhiteSox # OneMoreTurn # XCOM # NAFO
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lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
# Boston -based white af ciswoman, scream-singing # IndustrialMusic while speeding in her # R56 # MiniCooper . Technical # Product lead for the largest mobile- # robotic fleet known to humankind at # Amazon # Robotics . Skeptical of: • L5 autonomy • pedalism • general purpose # robots • blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions* Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05). I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance. # LiberalArts # TeenageEngineering # WhiteSox # OneMoreTurn # XCOM # NAFO
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@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
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Mar 05, 2026
THE COOL PART ABOUT USB A IS THAT EVERYONE LOOKS DRUNK TRYING TO PLUG IT IN SO YOU CAN BE FUCKING INVISIBLE
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lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
# Boston -based white af ciswoman, scream-singing # IndustrialMusic while speeding in her # R56 # MiniCooper . Technical # Product lead for the largest mobile- # robotic fleet known to humankind at # Amazon # Robotics . Skeptical of: • L5 autonomy • pedalism • general purpose # robots • blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions* Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05). I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance. # LiberalArts # TeenageEngineering # WhiteSox # OneMoreTurn # XCOM # NAFO
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lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
# Boston -based white af ciswoman, scream-singing # IndustrialMusic while speeding in her # R56 # MiniCooper . Technical # Product lead for the largest mobile- # robotic fleet known to humankind at # Amazon # Robotics . Skeptical of: • L5 autonomy • pedalism • general purpose # robots • blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions* Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05). I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance. # LiberalArts # TeenageEngineering # WhiteSox # OneMoreTurn # XCOM # NAFO
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@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
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Mar 05, 2026
I HATE TRYING TO FIND CLEAR PRECHECK WHEN DRUNK AT #SEA
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lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
# Boston -based white af ciswoman, scream-singing # IndustrialMusic while speeding in her # R56 # MiniCooper . Technical # Product lead for the largest mobile- # robotic fleet known to humankind at # Amazon # Robotics . Skeptical of: • L5 autonomy • pedalism • general purpose # robots • blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions* Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05). I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance. # LiberalArts # TeenageEngineering # WhiteSox # OneMoreTurn # XCOM # NAFO
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lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
# Boston -based white af ciswoman, scream-singing # IndustrialMusic while speeding in her # R56 # MiniCooper . Technical # Product lead for the largest mobile- # robotic fleet known to humankind at # Amazon # Robotics . Skeptical of: • L5 autonomy • pedalism • general purpose # robots • blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions* Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05). I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance. # LiberalArts # TeenageEngineering # WhiteSox # OneMoreTurn # XCOM # NAFO
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Mar 04, 2026
I take solace that, whenever I have a truly shitty day when I’m working from SLU, that Cactus is there for me.
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lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
# Boston -based white af ciswoman, scream-singing # IndustrialMusic while speeding in her # R56 # MiniCooper . Technical # Product lead for the largest mobile- # robotic fleet known to humankind at # Amazon # Robotics . Skeptical of: • L5 autonomy • pedalism • general purpose # robots • blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions* Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05). I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance. # LiberalArts # TeenageEngineering # WhiteSox # OneMoreTurn # XCOM # NAFO
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lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
# Boston -based white af ciswoman, scream-singing # IndustrialMusic while speeding in her # R56 # MiniCooper . Technical # Product lead for the largest mobile- # robotic fleet known to humankind at # Amazon # Robotics . Skeptical of: • L5 autonomy • pedalism • general purpose # robots • blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions* Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05). I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance. # LiberalArts # TeenageEngineering # WhiteSox # OneMoreTurn # XCOM # NAFO
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Mar 03, 2026
When I get a lengthy email from a director detailing my many faults I know I’m on the right path.
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lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
# Boston -based white af ciswoman, scream-singing # IndustrialMusic while speeding in her # R56 # MiniCooper . Technical # Product lead for the largest mobile- # robotic fleet known to humankind at # Amazon # Robotics . Skeptical of: • L5 autonomy • pedalism • general purpose # robots • blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions* Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05). I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance. # LiberalArts # TeenageEngineering # WhiteSox # OneMoreTurn # XCOM # NAFO
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lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
# Boston -based white af ciswoman, scream-singing # IndustrialMusic while speeding in her # R56 # MiniCooper . Technical # Product lead for the largest mobile- # robotic fleet known to humankind at # Amazon # Robotics . Skeptical of: • L5 autonomy • pedalism • general purpose # robots • blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions* Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05). I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance. # LiberalArts # TeenageEngineering # WhiteSox # OneMoreTurn # XCOM # NAFO
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@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
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Mar 03, 2026
I stood at the front of the REI ranger station park and my body physically rejected it and I turned around and there was a piercing studio so guess what I’m doing
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lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
# Boston -based white af ciswoman, scream-singing # IndustrialMusic while speeding in her # R56 # MiniCooper . Technical # Product lead for the largest mobile- # robotic fleet known to humankind at # Amazon # Robotics . Skeptical of: • L5 autonomy • pedalism • general purpose # robots • blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions* Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05). I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance. # LiberalArts # TeenageEngineering # WhiteSox # OneMoreTurn # XCOM # NAFO
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lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
# Boston -based white af ciswoman, scream-singing # IndustrialMusic while speeding in her # R56 # MiniCooper . Technical # Product lead for the largest mobile- # robotic fleet known to humankind at # Amazon # Robotics . Skeptical of: • L5 autonomy • pedalism • general purpose # robots • blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions* Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05). I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance. # LiberalArts # TeenageEngineering # WhiteSox # OneMoreTurn # XCOM # NAFO
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Mar 02, 2026
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lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
# Boston -based white af ciswoman, scream-singing # IndustrialMusic while speeding in her # R56 # MiniCooper . Technical # Product lead for the largest mobile- # robotic fleet known to humankind at # Amazon # Robotics . Skeptical of: • L5 autonomy • pedalism • general purpose # robots • blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions* Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05). I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance. # LiberalArts # TeenageEngineering # WhiteSox # OneMoreTurn # XCOM # NAFO
hachyderm.io
lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
# Boston -based white af ciswoman, scream-singing # IndustrialMusic while speeding in her # R56 # MiniCooper . Technical # Product lead for the largest mobile- # robotic fleet known to humankind at # Amazon # Robotics . Skeptical of: • L5 autonomy • pedalism • general purpose # robots • blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions* Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05). I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance. # LiberalArts # TeenageEngineering # WhiteSox # OneMoreTurn # XCOM # NAFO
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@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
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Mar 02, 2026
ITS AN AIRPORT ARRIVALS PICKUP NOT A JARDIANCE COMMERCIAL, KNOCK OFF THE SOULFUL GREETINGS GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE CAR AND DRIVE
Fuck me I hate the #WestCoast. A civilized airport would have shot and or towed you by now.
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lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
# Boston -based white af ciswoman, scream-singing # IndustrialMusic while speeding in her # R56 # MiniCooper . Technical # Product lead for the largest mobile- # robotic fleet known to humankind at # Amazon # Robotics . Skeptical of: • L5 autonomy • pedalism • general purpose # robots • blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions* Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05). I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance. # LiberalArts # TeenageEngineering # WhiteSox # OneMoreTurn # XCOM # NAFO
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lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
# Boston -based white af ciswoman, scream-singing # IndustrialMusic while speeding in her # R56 # MiniCooper . Technical # Product lead for the largest mobile- # robotic fleet known to humankind at # Amazon # Robotics . Skeptical of: • L5 autonomy • pedalism • general purpose # robots • blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions* Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05). I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance. # LiberalArts # TeenageEngineering # WhiteSox # OneMoreTurn # XCOM # NAFO
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@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
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Mar 01, 2026
Every time we come across a short video extolling the virtues of the French working calendar, I look over at my spouse and remind them that we could have moved to Luxembourg.
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lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
# Boston -based white af ciswoman, scream-singing # IndustrialMusic while speeding in her # R56 # MiniCooper . Technical # Product lead for the largest mobile- # robotic fleet known to humankind at # Amazon # Robotics . Skeptical of: • L5 autonomy • pedalism • general purpose # robots • blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions* Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05). I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance. # LiberalArts # TeenageEngineering # WhiteSox # OneMoreTurn # XCOM # NAFO
hachyderm.io
lkngrrr 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️
@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
# Boston -based white af ciswoman, scream-singing # IndustrialMusic while speeding in her # R56 # MiniCooper . Technical # Product lead for the largest mobile- # robotic fleet known to humankind at # Amazon # Robotics . Skeptical of: • L5 autonomy • pedalism • general purpose # robots • blockchain/“generative AI”, misc *jerkoff motions* Opinions mine (p ≤ 0.05). I was punk, once. And then I needed health insurance. # LiberalArts # TeenageEngineering # WhiteSox # OneMoreTurn # XCOM # NAFO
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@lkngrrr@hachyderm.io
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Feb 26, 2026
Could people complaining about #Amazon please stop bitching about #JeffBezos’s decisions?
Andy Jassy is the guy to complain about. Bezos is a separate pile of problems.
Please and thank you.
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